AARP: A Bunch of Pervs and Traitors!!!

By now most of us realize the shocking truth. AARP is in favor of gay marriage, and they hate America, our troops and everything this great nation stands for.

Who knows what other evil lurks behind this blue-hair façade? This deranged organization needs to be investigated. And fortunately for Real Americans, Karl Joseph Goebbels Rove and his hired sleazebags are prepared to do just that.

AARP, which represents more than 35 million senior citizens, has had the nerve to disagree with Bush's plan for dismantling Social Security. And for this they must be squashed. Obliterated.

Charles Jarvis of USA Next said about AARP: “They are the boulder in the middle of the highway to personal savings accounts. We will be the dynamite that removes them.”

USA Next is basically a slush fund for Big Business, including the pharmaceutical industry. Jarvis said in an interview that the above ad was a “test” to see how liberals would react.

Brace yourselves. Rove-Goebbels’ Attack Machine is gearing up for a $10 million character assassination campaign against AARP. It’s the Republican Way.

In a sense you almost can’t blame them: Bush is too inept a debater to discuss an issue out in the open, and Rove is too dorky-looking to appear in public. If throwing shit is all someone is capable of, well, the shit is gonna start flying.