Who Hijacked Our Country

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Hunters and Stereotypes

Hunters and country singers have both been plagued with negative stereotypes. They’re just too easy to make fun of. It’s probably not fair, but then again stereotypes usually get started for a reason. This pitiful douchebag is a shining example.

Country singer Troy Lee Gentry has earned the title of lowlife scumbag of the week. He purchased a tame black bear from a wildlife photographer. He paid $4,650 for the bear, and then he killed it with a bow and arrow inside an enclosed pen. Brave little fuckstick, eh?

And that’s not all. Gentry videotaped the killing of the bear, and then he edited the video to make it look like he was killing the bear out in the wild, in a real hunting situation.

Gentry and the wildlife photographer who sold him the bear have both been given sealed indictments. If convicted they could face up to five years in prison. Hopefully they’ll both get 300-pound sweaty cellmates who will, uh, put them through their paces. They deserve to be passed around from cell to cell like a peace pipe (as Jack Nicholson said in Anger Management).

Gentry’s most famous country hit is “If you ever stop loving me I’ll kill you Bitch.”

8 Comments:

Blogger Jolly Roger said...

Undoubtedly a big supporter of another lazy coward.

August 17, 2006 at 11:02 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Jolly Roger: Oh yeah, those 2 would make a pair. In fact, that tame bear had Weapons of Mass Destruction. There was no time for debate; the deed had to be done.

August 18, 2006 at 12:04 AM  
Blogger frstlymil said...

Wow. The mind boggles at how small his penis must be.

August 18, 2006 at 7:01 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Frstlymil: Microscopic probably.

August 18, 2006 at 10:26 AM  
Blogger Mike V. said...

he suffers from micro-phallus for sure.

what a fucking asshole.

August 18, 2006 at 12:25 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Mike: Micro-phallus -- LOL. Yup, that must be what he's suffering from.

August 18, 2006 at 1:06 PM  
Blogger Snave said...

I wouldn't call that kind of activity hunting at all, and I think that what the singer deserves is to be put in that same enclosure with another bear, and this time without any weapons and with a wild bear. Make the guy stay in there with the bear for an hour or so. I wonder who would win? Certainly not such a brave singer.

I am not a hunter, but I have no problem with hunting when there is actually some sport involved. I live in an area where lots of people hunt, and it's a way of life for many. Around here, people go out and get a deer or an elk, and they tend to put the meat in their freezer and eat it throughout the year. The hunters I admire most are the archers, who require quite a bit of skill to bring down the animal. Shotguns? Rifles? No problem, whatever... but no automatic weapons! In my mind, "sporting" means giving the animal enough of a chance that you have to work to get it.

I have read and heard about some of these organized "hunts" where politicians and city boys are taken out into the country so they can slaughter hundreds of ducks or geese at once, often while they get drunk. It seems like Texas is one of the places where that was the worst, but that there have been crackdowns on some of that kind of "hunting".

But shame on people like Troy Lee Gentry. I would be willing to bet that if he heard about Gentry's antics, Ted Nugent would beat the crap out of him.

August 19, 2006 at 12:52 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Snave: Yup, that would be a fitting punishment. He’d need a few changes of clean underwear when he got out of the cage. Hunting out in the wild is one thing. I’m not into it at all but it’s popular up where I live. But killing a tame animal in a cage — that’s just sick. You’re right, I bet Ted Nugent would beat the shit out of Troy Gentry. Maybe we could arrange a meeting…

August 19, 2006 at 11:57 AM  

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