Harry Potter: Indoctrinating Our Children With DEVIL-WORSHIP!!
While most people are quibbling over homeland security and Iraqmire, a Georgia housewife knows the REAL danger that’s facing America. Harry Potter! He’s EVIL and he wants America’s children to worship SATAN!!
Laura Mallory tried to get her local school district to take this wicked menace off their library shelves. They refused. Mallory might take the school district to court in her ongoing quest for decency.
She said “It’s mainstreaming witchcraft in a subtle and deceptive manner, in a children-friendly format.” School officials reminded her that if they banned all books that refer to witchcraft, they’d also have to get rid of Cinderella and Macbeth.
posted by Tom Harper @ 12:38 AM
15 Comments:
Harry Potter is the Anti-Christ??? YIKES! I'm SCARED!!! Seriously, people like this need to really get a life. What are they going to do next? Close Disney World? :-)
Carol: Don't worry, Disney World and Disneyland are already on the Biblethumpers' shitlist. After all, they're promoting that "homosexual agenda," whatever that is.
I hope that in the upcoming final Harry Potter book, author J.K. Rowling has Harry die while being crucified, on a cross, dying for the sins of all humanity. Then maybe in a couple of hundred years, Harry will have gained a kind of mythical, legendary status and many people will be led to believe he actually existed. Then, of course, a religion will spring up around him.
In this case, there will be seven holy books, that is, all of Rowling's Potter-related works. People will be searching for legendary artifacts, such as the Goblet of Fire! What a hoot!
The time is right for Rowling to play a modern-day Paul, by creating a religion that can be used to control untold millions of people for ages.
Yes, J.K. Rowling is trying to replace the Bible with her Harry Potter books, and by doing that she is trying to replace Jesus Christ with Harry. She must be stopped! It is time for the Christofascists to call for a fatawa on her!!
It is too bad there are so many puritans out there who can't stand the thought that someone else might be having fun, or having a good time. Gotta crack down on that fun stuff, or God will be might pissed off! So what if Rowling's books are interesting, full of insights on how to get along with others, and full of portrayals of people working together to solve problems? I'm sure that Rowling's spreading of that kind of gentle message is indeed contrary to God's "plan", which to lots of people means having the world end as soon as possible. Heck, if the world doesn't end soon, does that mean the Bible isn't really an instrument of prophecy? Maybe we had better end it all soon, so we can tell all the non-believers "See, I told you so!"
Harry Potter can be a good catalyst for the "end times". That's why all these hyper-fundamentalists need to advocate for keeping Harry in our libraries! If they get rid of Harry, they get rid of one more thing for the squeakiest of their nutty wheels to complain about.
Snave: Yup, those wacky fundamentalists. What cracks me up is, crucifixion was a common execution method 2,000 years ago, and now the cross is a sacred symbol. I guess if a guru or prophet was executed today with the electric chair, his future disciples would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks. Schools would be named Holy Electric Chair and Our Lady of the Electric Chair. Just a thought…
I just can’t believe how Biblethumpers can get so worked up over Harry Potter. I only saw the first movie; it was entertaining and enjoyable. If these fundies actually read and understood their Bibles, they’d be more concerned about corporate thievery (i.e. the moneychangers that Jesus drove from the temple) than a book about magic and mysticism.
I had something to say.... then I saw "Our Lady of the Electric Chair." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jolly Roger: Thanks, glad you liked that.
They're still talking about this bullshit?
Tell them to give their kids that new Left Behind: Eternal Forces video game where the goal is to convert people to christianity. If they resist, you can kill them.
I'm sure those parents will view that is good godly fun.
Sometimes I really wonder if people just don't have anything better to do, so they do something stupid just to keep busy...
The Modern Christian Religion stole most of it's ideas from those ancient philosophies (many of which are part of the Hebrew text).
Then dennounced them and called them works of the Devil while telling the world the Romans created everything.
Pathetic
Erik
PoliShifter: Oh yeah, some of these Christian video games are just what children need. What better way to learn about God’s unconditional love than by annihilating all the pagans and infidels.
Dustin: I think that’s exactly the problem for a lot of people — too much time on their hands. Like the saying goes, “the Devil finds time for idle hands.”
Erik: Yup, that’s pretty ironic. Steal somebody else’s symbols and icons and then denounce the originator as the Devil. And the irony seems to be lost on most of the Fundies.
Harry Potter is an evil scheme to turn the youth of America into bisexual Marxist hemp farmers.
I'm all for it.
Anonymous: Works for me.
Oh I must of missed the satan worshipping when reading the books. I think this mother in Georgia needs to get a life, if she thinks Harry Potter is "evil" then she should just tell her kids not to read it instead of trying to ban them and spoil it for the other kids who are allowed to read them and enjoy them.
Anonymous: Yeah, I don't understand that whole mentality about banning things. If I don't like something I just don't read it or watch it. If somebody else likes it, they can go for it.
OMG!!! I can't believe you are saying this!! Harry Potter is just a book like any other book. Why on earth are you relating it to JESUS, people get a life...people should be able to read what they like if you don't like it don't read or watch it!!!
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