Laura Bush Admits to Torrid Affair With Condoleezza Rice. Alberto Gonzales Killed In Knife Fight.
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15 Comments:
any affair between condi and laura would be robotic and awkward. or, if you prefer, like two ice cubes bumping into each other in the arctic.
and alberto's injuries would be self-inflicted...with a butter knife.
Spaceneedl: Two ice cubes bumping into each other, that's a perfect description.
I'll never look at my iced tea the same way again. Come to think of it, I may never *drink* iced tea again...
The woman with the plastic smile and the woman with the pout frown face. They're perfect for one another. Say, did they ditch George?
Did Alberto have a motive? Or was it bid for sympathy gone too far?
Shouldn't Anna Nicole Smith be in here somewhere?
Candace: Now that you mention it, iced tea (or vodka on the rocks for that matter) will never be the same.
Kitchen Window Woman: Anna Nicole Smith -- I knew I was forgetting somebody. As far as George getting ditched, he's so busy with his erotic fantasies about thrusting into Iran and Iraq, he wouldn't even notice if Laura wasn't there.
This sounds suspect to me. How can you have a torrid affair if you have no heart, or soul?
Alberto being killed in a knife fight? That sounds about right.
: )
Film at 11? Please?
sorry that was me
Erik
Lizzy: Good question. How could two ice queens have a torrid affair? Whoever killed Alberto should have waterboarded him first.
Erik: Film at eleven, LOL. The evening newscasts would have Nielsen ratings through the roof if they could use news teasers like that.
Ack. Thanks for the mental scars..
;-)
Chandira: Oops, yes, those images could leave some scars.
Those were nice headlines, Tom. I guess you could say they could be classified under "wishful thinking"!
Snave: Yeah, at least we're free to dream. At least until Bush outlaws that too.
That's it! The National Inquirer has their calender stuck on April 1.
Saskboy: Yup, that would explain some of those wacky tabloid headlines.
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