Who Hijacked Our Country

Sunday, April 01, 2007

Laura Bush Admits to Torrid Affair With Condoleezza Rice. Alberto Gonzales Killed In Knife Fight.

Happy April Fools Day.


Blogger spaceneedl said...

any affair between condi and laura would be robotic and awkward. or, if you prefer, like two ice cubes bumping into each other in the arctic.

and alberto's injuries would be self-inflicted...with a butter knife.

April 1, 2007 at 8:28 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Spaceneedl: Two ice cubes bumping into each other, that's a perfect description.

April 1, 2007 at 12:09 PM  
Blogger Candace said...

I'll never look at my iced tea the same way again. Come to think of it, I may never *drink* iced tea again...

April 1, 2007 at 12:22 PM  
Blogger Kitchen Window Woman said...

The woman with the plastic smile and the woman with the pout frown face. They're perfect for one another. Say, did they ditch George?

Did Alberto have a motive? Or was it bid for sympathy gone too far?

Shouldn't Anna Nicole Smith be in here somewhere?

April 1, 2007 at 1:29 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Candace: Now that you mention it, iced tea (or vodka on the rocks for that matter) will never be the same.

Kitchen Window Woman: Anna Nicole Smith -- I knew I was forgetting somebody. As far as George getting ditched, he's so busy with his erotic fantasies about thrusting into Iran and Iraq, he wouldn't even notice if Laura wasn't there.

April 1, 2007 at 2:54 PM  
Blogger Lizzy said...

This sounds suspect to me. How can you have a torrid affair if you have no heart, or soul?

Alberto being killed in a knife fight? That sounds about right.

: )

April 1, 2007 at 9:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Film at 11? Please?

April 1, 2007 at 10:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sorry that was me


April 1, 2007 at 10:57 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Lizzy: Good question. How could two ice queens have a torrid affair? Whoever killed Alberto should have waterboarded him first.

Erik: Film at eleven, LOL. The evening newscasts would have Nielsen ratings through the roof if they could use news teasers like that.

April 2, 2007 at 1:13 AM  
Blogger Chandira said...

Ack. Thanks for the mental scars..


April 2, 2007 at 4:28 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Chandira: Oops, yes, those images could leave some scars.

April 2, 2007 at 4:33 PM  
Blogger Snave said...

Those were nice headlines, Tom. I guess you could say they could be classified under "wishful thinking"!

April 2, 2007 at 10:47 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Snave: Yeah, at least we're free to dream. At least until Bush outlaws that too.

April 3, 2007 at 12:54 AM  
Anonymous saskboy said...

That's it! The National Inquirer has their calender stuck on April 1.

April 3, 2007 at 6:24 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Saskboy: Yup, that would explain some of those wacky tabloid headlines.

April 3, 2007 at 11:26 AM  

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