Who Hijacked Our Country

Saturday, June 30, 2007

Warning: Lewd Picture

I dare you to look. This is a lewd, filthy, disgusting picture of Dick Cheney masturbating. Aw come on, nobody's looking. Go ahead, click on it.

H/T to Snave at Various Miseries where I first saw this photo (in a different context).


Blogger Candace said...

If I had thought there was ANY possibility that it was actually a picture of Dick Cheney masturbating, I would NEVER have clicked on it, I assure you. I mean, gack.

Funny post, nicely done. :)

June 30, 2007 at 9:50 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Candace: But in a sense, that's what he really is doing in that picture.

June 30, 2007 at 11:14 PM  
Blogger LET'S TALK said...

Yes with the NRA right beside him watching.

July 1, 2007 at 3:43 AM  
Blogger J. Marquis said...

So, since there are three of them would this be considered a circle jerk?

July 1, 2007 at 7:40 AM  
Blogger Larry said...

I admit I fell for it. I thought maybe someone had photoshopped the old blowhard.

July 1, 2007 at 11:24 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Let's Talk: Yup, that's a nice group orgy they've got going there.

J. Marquis: Yes, a circle jerk it is.

Larry: Gotcha :)

July 1, 2007 at 11:27 AM  
Anonymous JollyRoger said...

The guy to his left is lucky to not be smiling through his cheek.

July 1, 2007 at 1:02 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Jolly Roger: True. And Cheney probably had that same creepy smile right before he shot his "friend" in the face.

July 1, 2007 at 3:47 PM  
Blogger Lizzy said...

Shooting his friend in the face, "hunting" domesticated caged animals, starting an illegal war, turning America into a fascist state...hum, maybe if he really did whack off once in a while, none of this would've happened.

July 1, 2007 at 7:02 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Lizzy: Excellent point. But of course that would be a sin. God told him it would be better to channel those wicked urges into shooting caged animals (and people) and invading other countries.

July 1, 2007 at 7:58 PM  
Blogger Snave said...

J., for it to be a true circle jerk, wouldn't they all have to be caressing the gun, feeling the hard, shiny smoothness of its fully erect barrel?

July 2, 2007 at 9:46 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

By the smile on Cheney's face (the only one I've ever seen) I'd say he's doing enough caressing and enjoying for the 3 of them.

July 2, 2007 at 9:59 PM  

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