Who Hijacked Our Country

Monday, March 29, 2010

Anti-American Terrorist Group Comprised of — Ahem, Uhh — sssshhhhh….

Saving the country from a domestic terrorist attack is important and all that. But political correctness comes first and foremost. You’ll remember last year when Janet Napolitano set off a firestorm when she warned about the threat of domestic terrorists.

No no, the hysterical reaction wasn’t based on fear of an attack. The Homeland Security chief mentioned that some of these militia members were veterans — and the Rightwing Inbred Machine had themselves a Super-Soundbite.

Veterans! The Obama Administration slanders veterans! Democrats hate the troops!

And now, the domestic terrorist group du jour is made up of — nothing personal here or anything, but — Christians.

Damn, talk about timing! The Right spends months gearing up for the annual War on Christmas. They could have turned this into a War on Easter, if only these terrorists had been caught a month or two ago. But Easter is just six days away. How will they spin this?

Nevertheless, Christians are being persecuted. Kill a bunch of police officers in the name of Jesus, and that damn liberal media will be all over your case.

Hutaree is a Christian militia group based in Michigan. Nine of their members have been charged with conspiring to kill law enforcement officers. Their followup plan was to attack a police funeral procession so they could kill some more police officers. This in turn would be the catalyst for a larger uprising against the government.

The leader of this gang is David Brian Stone, aka “Captain Hutaree.” Stone’s son Joshua, also a member, is being sought by police. Stone’s ex-wife told reporters:

“It started out as a Christian thing. You go to church. You pray. You take care of your family. I think David started to take it a little too far.”

…no comment…

Here’s a link to their website, which is “Temporarily Unavailable.” Hutaree is a “secret” word that means Christian Warrior. A secret word??? Sounds like that Night Gallery episode where this mythology professor starts mutating after he speaks the names of a few ancient gods and demons who aren’t supposed to be named.

The Hutaree — oops, I said it again — view all law enforcement officers as an “enemy brotherhood.” It doesn’t matter whether they’re local, state, federal, United Nations — they’re all The Enemy.

After Hutaree completed Step Two — setting off a bomb at a police funeral — Step Three was for members to retreat to a few “rally points” which were protected by trip-wire explosive devices. And here, the Christian Soldiers would batten down for their long bloody war with the United States government.

Do we still have any of those secret prisons in Uzbekistan where these perverts could be rendered?

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Blogger Holte Ender said...

It will be interesting to see how the Christian white supremacists decide to celebrate the April 19th anniversaries of Waco and the Oklahoma City bombings. The temperature is rising among the paranoid mob out there.

March 29, 2010 at 1:50 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Holte: Can't wait 'til April 19th; it's sure to be an interesting day. The temperature is definitely rising out there.

March 29, 2010 at 2:07 PM  
Anonymous Thomas said...

Conservatives loves to forget that the second most destructive terrorist act ever committed on US soil was perpetrated by a right-wing Xian zealot and not by strange brown foreign people.

March 29, 2010 at 2:13 PM  
Blogger Beekeepers Apprentice said...

Oh, they've wiped Oklahoma City from what remains of their brains. Gee, wonder what the spin on this from the teabaggers is today?

March 29, 2010 at 2:26 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Thomas: They scrubbed Oklahoma City from their minds instantly so they could go back to profiling and persecuting those swarthy furriners.

Bee: I'm just about to surf over to my "favorite" rigftwing sites to see if they even mention it, or what their spin will be.

March 29, 2010 at 2:33 PM  
Anonymous Independent said...

If they plan on causing harm to innocent people, what do you guys care what party they belong to? What ever happened to personal responsibility? I recommend you judge people by their actions/intentions rather than what party they belong to. So who do you blame when a person who causes harm to others doesn't believe in either of the 2 parties?

March 29, 2010 at 6:18 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Independent: I don't think we disagree. If a person is planning on committing violent acts, I don't care what party or religion he/she belongs to. But too many rightwing demagogues are fanning the flames of hatred, and too many people think that only dark-skinned Muslims should be profiled.

March 29, 2010 at 7:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lets not forget in the early days of the (after 9/11) G.W. Bush's administration, when they were chasing terrorist all over the country. A leaked story came out how the Ashcroft Justice Department busted this white supremacist group and seized their arsenal, enough to supply the troops in Iraq for a week.

Notice I say leaked as Ashcroft and the Bush Administration who always plastered the press on how safe they are keeping this country did not want the press to find out about this bust.

It shouldn't matter Independent but those who follow these incidents throughout our country's history note a casual dealing with the right wing groups (and now domestic).

Remember the Klan terrorized people over 60 years before somebody did something with them (LBJ).

And it is unfortunate the Southern Poverty Law Center has better surveillance then the FBI.


March 29, 2010 at 11:42 PM  
Blogger rockync said...

Their concept of triggering a civil war is amazingly similar to Charle Manson's Helter Skelter plan of triggering a race war.
When it comes to pyschopathic brethren, the nuts don't fall far from the trees.

March 30, 2010 at 7:35 AM  
Blogger Randal Graves said...

By definition, terrorism can only be committed by the swarthy. Look it up in Webster's. Sheesh.

March 30, 2010 at 7:54 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Erik: I don't remember that case, but it figures. They had to keep reinforcing their stereotype that swarthy Arabs were our only threat. Sometime around that period, Dianne Feinstein (I think it was her) justified the profiling with "we're not looking for blond Norwegians."

I remember a similar case when Clinton was president. I think it was in L.A. They captured a bunch of skinheads who were planning to start a race war. A lot of scary people out there.

Rockync: You're right, the nuts don't fall far from the tree. Psychopathic brethren are the same, no matter the time or the place.

Randal: OMG, you're right. I just looked it up in "Orly Taitz For Dummies," and that's the exact definition.

March 30, 2010 at 12:16 PM  
Anonymous Jess said...

Nothing will be done to them. Skin is not dark enough and they don't have like funny sounding brown names or anything. I just wish people would get on with calling these tools what they are, terrorists. As far as the 29th goes, well I have my own little protest the next day to concentrate on so, I will be busy getting things together for that. I will leave the fool minding, up to you who can stand to watch these morAns** do what they do best.

**I KNOW you have all seen the Cardinals fan pic, with the word moron mispelled.

March 30, 2010 at 2:35 PM  
Anonymous S.W. Anderson said...

What strikes me as amazing about this is how little right-wing bloggers have had to say about it. I cruised several blogs yesterday, and the reaction was along the lines of, "Oh, here we go again. They're going to blame it on conservatives and teabaggers because we didn't silently accept the federal takeover of our medical system," or some such drivel.

Kind of curious, because when Bush & Co. infested Washington, the political right was so very pro-military, pro-police, first responders, etc.

March 31, 2010 at 12:59 AM  

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