The Shocking Horrifying Truth About Obama’s Kenyan Citizenship
We already knew that Barack Hussein Obama was born in Kenya, into a primitive tribe of Communist Muslims. But it gets even worse. There’s more; so much more.
Tom Tancredo, in his never-ending quest for the truth, has discovered something even more devastating: Obama has been purposely withholding his birth certificate, just so he can stir up the Right and get them spewing and foaming and drooling even more than they already were.
What an evil genius!
Here’s part of the exchange between Tancredo and Alan Colmes:
Colmes: “You’ve seen he was born in Hawaii; he was in two Hawaiian newspapers within two days of his birth.”
Tancredo: “Anybody can put an article in a newspaper. Just show me your birth certificate!…..Now they very well not want to show it because they want to propagate this whole thing that’s going on about birthers. … They may be doing it for that reason; I don’t know why they don’t want anyone to see it. … They want it propagated because you know — "
Colmes: “It makes your party look nuts!”
Well there you have it. Obama engineered this entire charade from the getgo, just so the Right would look like a bunch of bug-eyed blithering tinfoil-hat-wearing nutcases.
Mission Accomplished.
And there’s more shocking news, this time from Alabama. Tim James, running for governor of Alabama, said in an ad: “This is Alabama; we speak English. If you want to live here, learn it.”
WTF??? I’ve gotta think about this. Now, if English is what they’re speaking in Alabama, then what the fuck are the rest of us speaking?
If y’all don’t towk just lahk us, then you jus’ git. We don’t fancy your kand around these ports. Y’all don’t come back now, you heah!?!?
Labels: “This is Alabama we speak English”, Alabama, Alan Colmes, Birther, Obama Hawaii, Obama Kenya, Tim James, Tom Tancredo
posted by Tom Harper @ 12:39 PM
12 Comments:
You might be onto something, riling the buggers up and make it look like they're the ones from another planet. I love it.
It's a kind of English they speak in Alabama, used to be called pidgin English years ago.
So funny but sad at the same time.
Tancreepo never let's us down..
You know, I think some Southerners Really do think the South will rise again. That war Thingy..That was just part one. It's half time...
That IS genius...and technology was so up to speed in the 60's. How did he get those birth announcements in Hawaiian papers all the way from Kenya?
At least in the South, you know where you stand. Racism is so free and open there.
I think Hussein's mother (who renounced her citizenship) is the most farsighted woman in the history of history.
That America-hating Communist infiltrator conspired with the Communist Party of Hawaii to insert a notice in the local papers announcing the birth of her baby-and she coordinated it all from Nairobi!
This Tancredo thing illustrates just how much Democrats and Liberals hate America. Instead of using their time machine to go back and, you know, stop 9/11 or something, they used to it to go back in time and plant a birth notice in a Hawaiian newspaper so their evil Kenyan fascist Communist over lord could become dictator.
There is no level of insanity so low these people cannot reach it with all this idiocy is there? You just keep hope alive they have reached the maximum and then they manage to find a crack and slither through it. What I want to know is where are all our Tebaggin brethren now that the big government in AZ has turned the state into a police state. What's that you say, they are nowhere to be seen. But but I thought they were against all this. Silly Jess, WTF are you smoking today. WE have Duncan Hunter(crazy in CA) talking about revisiting the 14th amendment to take away citizenship from people born here. That guy makes Mike Pence look damn presidential he is so stupid.
Tom, please, don't afford Tancredo credibility. What the man says is about as intelligent and meaningful as what comes out of the meth-fried street person with the 1,000-yard stare and drool coming out of the corner of his mouth.
Re: candidate Tim James. He looks and sounds like a George Allen clone. May his political career implode even sooner.
Wow, I had an inkling Hussein X was playing 72-dimensional chess, but I didn't know it was 72 dimensions squared THEN cubed over multiple alternate universes.
Holte: Before Obama's evil ploy, rightwingers were all normal and rational people.
Tim: "It's half time," LOL. I wouldn't doubt it a bit. In other parts of the world there are ethnic/religious grudges that go back centuries -- Ireland, the Balkans, central Asia. It's probably no different here.
Paul and Kerry: Never underestimate those Kenyan tribes. They're much more shrewd and devious than we could ever imagine :)
JR: Yup, I think you nailed it. Those evil communist masterminds from Kenya and Hawaii are proceeding according to plan. Today America, tomorrow the world.
Lew: Thank God for the Time Machine. Who knows what the next time travel gimmick will be from this evil communist fascist consortium.
Jess: You're right, those teabaggers that have been shouting about "Freedom!" and "watering the Tree of Liberty" -- now that people can be stopped by the police for no reason other than looking suspicious, where are the teabaggers? I guess it's only a "government takeover!" when a huge industry's profits are threatened.
SW: I try not to write too often about those tabloid-type stories from Think Progress. But sometimes of of their stories is so wacko and nutzoid, I just have to rant about it.
I like "meth-fried street person with the 1,000-yard stare and drool coming out of the corner of his mouth." LOL.
Randal: Ah yes, the old "72-dimensional chess squared THEN cubed over multiple alternate universes." He's good.
So what;s the charge against Obama for this heinous crime. Conspiracy to Subborn the Commission of Teabuggery?
TomCat: LOL. If the teabaggers could use big words like that, that would be the charge.
Yep, them there Teabaggers are sure nuff pretty stoopid.
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