Who Hijacked Our Country

Wednesday, January 05, 2011

Jesus Said: “Kill Those Swarthy Natives! And Steal Their Land!”

The American Family Association strikes again. Two months ago the AFA’s Grand Wizard, Bryan Fischer, called for the extermination of all grizzly bears — as God intended.

And now, the same dickwad is having a tantrum over the “U.N. Declaration on Rights of Indigenous Peoples,” and the fact that Obama has endorsed it. So have the leaders of 145 other countries. (This story came out on December 21st but I just heard about it last night on the Colbert Report.)

It’s a non-binding resolution that states:

“Indigenous peoples have the right to the lands, territories and resources which they have traditionally owned, occupied or otherwise used or acquired,” and nations “shall give legal recognition and protection to these lands, territories and resources.”

There’s nothing an Inbred Redneck loves better than an evil global conspiracy involving that homo United Nations. Some people make such douchebags of themselves, you can’t even mimic or satirize them. Therefore, in Bryan Fischer’s own words:

“In other words, President Obama wants to give the entire land mass of the United States of America back to the Indians. He wants Indian tribes to be our new overlords…I see no reason why the president, after he leaves office, can’t submit himself to the authority of any Indian tribe he wants to. Perhaps he figures that, as an adopted Crow Indian, he will be the new chief over this revived Indian empire.”

The evidence rests.

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Blogger jadedj said...

It's amazing...these fools, I mean. They constantly reinforce the saying that “It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.”

January 6, 2011 at 4:34 AM  
Blogger MRMacrum said...

I am not sure whether to thank you for the link to the AFA or curse you. I punched up one of "the best of AFA" videos. An objective and well thought out argument from a loonie tune who quickly shot the premise for the scientific theory of evolution out of the water. This learned fellow says, and I paraphrase, "There things outside of the Bible that are true, but all of the things in the Bible we know to be true." He is sure this is enough to convince us that the Earth is indeed maybe 8,000 years old and Man has been around only about half of that time.

He continues with the fact that since the Earth is spiraling away from the Earth at the rate of 38 mm/year, this proves or rather disproves the misguided notion that the earth is over 4 billion years old. Because, he logically contends, that would mean 2 billion years ago, the Earth and the Moon were touching.

All in all a very compelling argument. I think I see a righteous dip in the local river in my future and maybe a blessing or two on the side. Too bad I already blew it with the homeschool thing. It's too late for my kid. She's already beyond the reach of such obvious truths as we find in Genesis.

January 6, 2011 at 7:48 AM  
Blogger TomCat said...

Bear in mind that the AFA worships Supply-side Jesus, the Republican invention to justify their gospel of war, hate and greed. The real Jesus would agree with the UN Declaration of Rights.

January 6, 2011 at 1:23 PM  
Anonymous Jolly Roger said...

Hey, I think it's a GREAT plan. I already know what I want to do with MY 40 acres.

January 6, 2011 at 4:05 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

jadedj: I think those people take a perverse pride in having everyone else know how dumb they are.

MRM: I curse myself every time I go to an AFA link; same goes for all the rest of those "Christian" hate groups. The Earth is only 8,000 years old, and 2 billion years ago the Earth and moon were touching. That sounds kind of neat. You could literally walk from one planet to another. Or you could get crushed. There's always a downside.

TC: Good point. Good illustration of the difference between the actual Jesus and the phony twisted Jesus invented by conservatives.


January 6, 2011 at 6:46 PM  

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