BP Oil Spill Victims Receiving Too Much Money
No, this isn’t from The Onion or Saturday Night Live. You can’t make this shit up.
BP executives are complaining that the administrator of the Gulf of Mexico oil spill fund, Kenneth R. Feinburg, is being “too generous” with compensation payments to oil spill victims.
Nope, that wasn’t a typo. What will these BP geniuses come up with next? Maybe political prisoners in North Korea are coddled and pampered too much. Wall Street CEOs should have bigger salaries and bonuses.
I can’t think of any expletives at the moment. Any possible insult somebody could come up with would be an understatement.