Who Hijacked Our Country

Tuesday, February 08, 2011

Darrell Issa: “The American Lobbyists Have Spoken”

Darrell Issa (R—Sleazebag) has been publicly soliciting advice from business owners on which government regulations are the most cumbersome and job-killing. He has a website where anyone can give the name of their business and which regulations they’d like eliminated.

He’s been blathering all over the news about the responses he’s gotten from the nation’s “job creators,” “the backbone of this great nation” — The American People™. And now it turns out most of these responses were from lobbyists.

He hasn’t gotten a single response from any of the country’s ten largest publicly owned companies, nor from any of the thirty largest job creators.

In other Republican tinfoil hattery (or is that a redundancy?), Eric Cantor (R—Lopsided Sneer) said America’s top priority in Egypt is to “stop the spread of radical Islam.”

If the United States is supposed to stop radical Islam from spreading in Egypt, then using that same “logic,” it’s up to Egypt to clamp down on Pat Robertson and James Dobson and other radical “Christian” snakehandlers in this country.

Then again, maybe this is exactly why radical Islam has such a huge appeal in the Middle East. After decades of being ruled by hand-picked American dictators and being generally treated like pawns on a chessboard, people might be more likely to get swept up in the throes of religion.

Loudmouth American ignoramuses are making radical Islam more likely to spread when they tell desperate Egyptians what kind of government or religion they can have. But try explaining that kind of simple cause-and-effect sequence to a Republican.

With Eric Cantor’s grasp of cause and effect, he probably thinks rain is caused by wet sidewalks.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would that a wet sidwalk drop on that assholes head.

The stoopid, it burns?

February 8, 2011 at 7:37 PM  
Anonymous S.W. Anderson said...

Darrell Issa should be hugely embarrassed, but like most Republicans, he seems incapable of embarrassment.

As for Cantor, if he had half a brain, it would be a start.

February 9, 2011 at 12:49 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Anonymous: I'd like to see that too.

SW: Good description of both of those hacks.

February 9, 2011 at 4:40 PM  
Blogger Snave said...

To Cantor, Issa, etc:

"I'd unravel every riddle for any individ'le,
In trouble or in pain.
With the thoughts you'll be thinkin'
you could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain."

Except nowadays, they would probably consider Lincoln (possibly the last decent Republican) a communist.

February 10, 2011 at 9:57 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Snave: LOL. Yes, Lincoln would definitely be considered a Communist today; just a no-good meddling government do-gooder.

February 10, 2011 at 1:45 PM  

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