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Monday, March 21, 2011

Voter Fraud: How to Prevent Dumb Conservatives from Voting

It’s simple: make all voters pass the same test that immigrants have to pass in order to become U.S. citizens. No Republican candidate would ever get elected.

There are millions — tens of millions — of American citizens who think Obama was born in Kenya and he’s a Muslim, Social Security and labor unions are the cause of our multi-trillion dollar deficit, and the global financial crash of 2008 started AFTER President Obama was inaugurated in January 2009.

Can you imagine any of the above-mentioned dumbfucks passing the citizenship test?

Newsweek gave the U.S. citizenship test to a thousand American citizens. 38% of them failed the test. As this article by Andrew Romano says:

“The country's future is imperiled by our ignorance…the world has changed. And unfortunately, it’s becoming more and more inhospitable to incurious know-nothings — like us.”

Here’s just one example: 29% of the test-takers couldn’t name the vice president of the United States. “It ain’t Sarah Palin, so who cares?”

Republicans are paranoid — fixated! — over teeming hordes of ex-convicts, illegal immigrants and Negroes trying to vote. But they have no problem whatsoever with bone-stupid white ignoramuses voting, because they vote Republican.


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6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about preventing dumb liberals from voting? Or how about just stupid people in general? In which case about 80% of the country would be ineligible. Seems preferable to me.

March 21, 2011 at 4:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brought to you the descendants of the same folks that brought you the literacy test and the poll taxes in the first place.

Erik

March 21, 2011 at 7:36 PM  
Anonymous Jolly Roger said...

It is hardly a surprise that the approval ratings of Chimpy generally hung out in right about the percentage that fail a basic American citizenship test.

Oh, and Chimpy never got above about 26% of the eligible American voters either. Meaning (as if we didn't know) that the stupid vote in much higher numbers than the sentient.

March 21, 2011 at 8:24 PM  
Anonymous Carlos said...

That's fucking amazing. Not surprising by a long shot, but amazing nonetheless.

March 22, 2011 at 2:24 AM  
Blogger Randal Graves said...

The Ny Mets are my favorite squadron.

March 22, 2011 at 11:27 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Anonymous: I agree with the "stupid people in general" part. The people who get their "information" from Fox News and talk radio make up the bulk of that category, IMHO.

Erik: There probably isn't a way to weed out unqualified voters without becoming the Jim Crow South all over again. But it's tempting, with so many gullible uninformed voters out there.

JR: "...the stupid vote in much higher numbers than the sentient." LOL, and that's the crux of the problem.

Carlos: I agree on both things, fucking amazing and not surprising.

Randal: Mine too.

March 22, 2011 at 1:03 PM  

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