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Monday, March 21, 2011

Voter Fraud: How to Prevent Dumb Conservatives from Voting

It’s simple: make all voters pass the same test that immigrants have to pass in order to become U.S. citizens. No Republican candidate would ever get elected.

There are millions — tens of millions — of American citizens who think Obama was born in Kenya and he’s a Muslim, Social Security and labor unions are the cause of our multi-trillion dollar deficit, and the global financial crash of 2008 started AFTER President Obama was inaugurated in January 2009.

Can you imagine any of the above-mentioned dumbfucks passing the citizenship test?

Newsweek gave the U.S. citizenship test to a thousand American citizens. 38% of them failed the test. As this article by Andrew Romano says:

“The country's future is imperiled by our ignorance…the world has changed. And unfortunately, it’s becoming more and more inhospitable to incurious know-nothings — like us.”

Here’s just one example: 29% of the test-takers couldn’t name the vice president of the United States. “It ain’t Sarah Palin, so who cares?”

Republicans are paranoid — fixated! — over teeming hordes of ex-convicts, illegal immigrants and Negroes trying to vote. But they have no problem whatsoever with bone-stupid white ignoramuses voting, because they vote Republican.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about preventing dumb liberals from voting? Or how about just stupid people in general? In which case about 80% of the country would be ineligible. Seems preferable to me.

March 21, 2011 at 4:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brought to you the descendants of the same folks that brought you the literacy test and the poll taxes in the first place.


March 21, 2011 at 7:36 PM  
Anonymous Jolly Roger said...

It is hardly a surprise that the approval ratings of Chimpy generally hung out in right about the percentage that fail a basic American citizenship test.

Oh, and Chimpy never got above about 26% of the eligible American voters either. Meaning (as if we didn't know) that the stupid vote in much higher numbers than the sentient.

March 21, 2011 at 8:24 PM  
Anonymous Carlos said...

That's fucking amazing. Not surprising by a long shot, but amazing nonetheless.

March 22, 2011 at 2:24 AM  
Blogger Randal Graves said...

The Ny Mets are my favorite squadron.

March 22, 2011 at 11:27 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Anonymous: I agree with the "stupid people in general" part. The people who get their "information" from Fox News and talk radio make up the bulk of that category, IMHO.

Erik: There probably isn't a way to weed out unqualified voters without becoming the Jim Crow South all over again. But it's tempting, with so many gullible uninformed voters out there.

JR: "...the stupid vote in much higher numbers than the sentient." LOL, and that's the crux of the problem.

Carlos: I agree on both things, fucking amazing and not surprising.

Randal: Mine too.

March 22, 2011 at 1:03 PM  

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