Who Hijacked Our Country

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Are You Ready for Constitution Week?

Don’t worry, you’ve still got time to prepare. It’s not until the week of September 17th.

In the meantime, here’s a quick refresher course:

1. America’s original settlers at Jamestown were communists.

2. The Constitution was divinely inspired. Our “founding fathers” were merely secretaries transcribing the word of God..

3. The children of slaves were freer and better off than the children of white non-slaves.

4. Americans invented and developed Sputnik but the Russians stole it from us and got all the credit.

If you were unaware of any of those facts, it just shows you’ve been brainwashed by anti-American politically-correct textbooks and the liberal media.

The above information comes from the National Center for Constitutional Studies, based in Malta, Idaho. And the Tea Party Patriots want to bring this valuable information to America’s school children during Constitution Week.

The National Center for Constitutional Studies was founded by W. Cleon Skousen, a former Salt Lake City police chief who died in 2006. His posthumous fame is mostly because of Glenn Beck worshiping him and blubbering on and on about him on his program.

The director of the Constitutional Accountability Center said:

“It's indoctrination, not education. They're so far from the mainstream of constitutional thought that they are completely indefensible.”

That’s putting it mildly.

Here’s a picture of Zeldon Nelson, the current leader of the National Center for Constitutional Studies. Got a caption?

Mine is: “Whaddya mean, have I seen your teabag? How the fuck would I know where your teabag is?!?”

What’s yours?

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Anonymous Jolly Roger said...

Idaho was also the long-time home of the Aryan Nations, pals of McVeigh and the murderers of Alan Berg. Not to mention the ancestral grounds of Mama Grifter.

Coincidence, this is not.

May 25, 2011 at 1:07 PM  
Blogger jadedj said...

"Of course we're not racist, but it is God's ordained burden of the white man, and it is the white man who has made this country great!"

Also, as the father of two school aged daughters, they best not try to shove this shit down my children's throats. My pacifism only goes so far.

May 25, 2011 at 4:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just goes to show you don't have to be in the South to practice a Southern Style of Revisionist History.

As for former Californian Republican Gov. George Deukmejian. He got a taste of Republican revisionist history when Ronald Reagan at a speech in Turkey denied the Armenian Holocaust.

Deukmejian is Armenian and went ballistic, helping to ruin the party's endorsement for any higher office. But he stood by his principle ..when they affected him.


May 25, 2011 at 7:59 PM  
Blogger Randal Graves said...

Manifestly, I'm destined to guffaw at these crackers.

May 26, 2011 at 7:46 AM  
Blogger WTF? said...

By the close of the Watergate period, the RNC had identified and targeted its enemies: the Supreme Court (check) the News Media (check) and an incredibly well educated general populace (checkmate)

May 26, 2011 at 11:09 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

JR: Nope, no coincidence.

jadedj: I think you nailed it. The wingtards will find out that millions of people's pacifism only goes so far.

Erik: Nope, that mentality is certainly not confined to the south. I remember that about Deukmejian; one of the few times I ever agreed with him on anything.

Randal: A good use of Manifest Destiny.

WTF?: Yup, a hearty "Mission Accomplished!" to all 3 of those goals.

May 26, 2011 at 1:12 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

An educated consumer is the democrats worst customer


May 26, 2011 at 2:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Don't throw the Constitution in my face, it's just a goddamned piece of paper".

May 26, 2011 at 8:07 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Anonymous: The Constitution is "a Goddamn piece of paper" when a Republican is in the White House. When a Democrat is in the White House, every obscure out-of-context phrase in the Constitution means the president can't do anything without the Republicans' permission.

May 27, 2011 at 12:10 PM  
Blogger jadedj said...

Tom...well said!

May 27, 2011 at 1:21 PM  

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