New Hampshire: Send in the Clowns
I didn’t watch the Gong Show last night. Here and here are two reports.
It’s always a mistake to get complacent, but I don’t think Obama has anything to worry about next year.
Mitt Romney: The flipflopping Mormon who invented Obomneycare. Next.
Tim Pawlenty: Willie Horton on steroids. Next.
Ron Paul: A Libertarian who actually means what he says?!? Ron Ron Ron…you’re supposed to use Libertarian slogans as a shield to hide behind. Then you work quietly to ban abortion, increase penalties for drug possession and crack down on the Homosexual Agenda. Get with the program.
Herman Cain: First, make up your mind whether you’re bigoted against Muslims or not. Then, read the Fourteenth Amendment.
Newt Gingrich: Enough said.
Rick Santorum: See Newt Gingrich.
Rick Perry: “Officially” not a candidate yet and didn’t take part in the festivities. First he was threatening to secede from the U.S.; now he wants to be president of it. Make up your mind Asshole.
John Huntsman: Also didn’t perform on the Gong Show, but is officially running. Strike One — Mormon. Strike Two — worked for the dreaded Kenyan Muslim president’s administration as the ambassador to a Communist country.
Michele Bachmann: Needs to open a history book. However, if she makes eye contact with enough voters, they could get mesmerized by…those…eyes…Repeal Obamacare…Obama one-term president…Freedom…