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Tuesday, June 14, 2011

New Hampshire: Send in the Clowns

I didn’t watch the Gong Show last night. Here and here are two reports.

It’s always a mistake to get complacent, but I don’t think Obama has anything to worry about next year.

Mitt Romney: The flipflopping Mormon who invented Obomneycare. Next.

Tim Pawlenty: Willie Horton on steroids. Next.

Ron Paul: A Libertarian who actually means what he says?!? Ron Ron Ron…you’re supposed to use Libertarian slogans as a shield to hide behind. Then you work quietly to ban abortion, increase penalties for drug possession and crack down on the Homosexual Agenda. Get with the program.

Herman Cain: First, make up your mind whether you’re bigoted against Muslims or not. Then, read the Fourteenth Amendment.

Newt Gingrich: Enough said.

Rick Santorum: See Newt Gingrich.

Rick Perry: “Officially” not a candidate yet and didn’t take part in the festivities. First he was threatening to secede from the U.S.; now he wants to be president of it. Make up your mind Asshole.

John Huntsman: Also didn’t perform on the Gong Show, but is officially running. Strike One — Mormon. Strike Two — worked for the dreaded Kenyan Muslim president’s administration as the ambassador to a Communist country.

Michele Bachmann: Needs to open a history book. However, if she makes eye contact with enough voters, they could get mesmerized by…those…eyes…Repeal Obamacare…Obama one-term president…Freedom…


Blogger Randal Graves said...

Chuck Barris still owes me a line.

June 14, 2011 at 12:37 PM  
Anonymous Jolly Roger said...

Willard is better than he was last night. He seemed to hold some of his cohorts in contempt, which is understandable. On a stage with Obama, he would perform quite differently.

He's the one I'm actually worried about. Hopefully the Jesusistanis will make short work of him.

June 14, 2011 at 1:54 PM  
Anonymous Jess said...

Seemed to me it was more a let's attack PO than it was a debate of any substance. The Guardian from UK had a good piece on it being like a reality tee vee show. Something like America's got Idiots would be a title I would use for them.

What was with John King too with the uh hus and nodding along with them after pitching softball questions to the,? No need to answer, it's how the pugs need to be addressed isn't it? It also seemed to me that Mittens did a flip in the space of one sentence with the GM references to bailouts and bankrupty or is that just me? Crazy eyes actually had the brass ones to say the tea party is disaffected dems. Oh yeah totally because it was all dems that retook the house you dumb bitch. It was like the Miss America pageant without the swimsuits and the fancy runway walk.

June 14, 2011 at 4:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Interesting Group Hug

Wait till they have to get to the independents and quit trying to prove who drinks the most tea, and then let the blood bath begin.


June 15, 2011 at 12:18 AM  
Anonymous Mark @ Israel said...

It is difficult to chose a competent and qualified person as President from among these candidates especially when they show their foolishness away. Hopefully, the people won't be misled into electing the wrong person.

June 15, 2011 at 5:02 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Randal: He's busy right now on his current CIA mission.

JR: He's slick but he has too many albatrosses. Romneycare, too many flipflops, being a Mormon -- he'll sink.

Jess: Thanks for the link. I think that's a good comparison -- a reality show. It's a chance for these people to milk all the publicity they can, and pad their resumes for whatever they do next.

Erik: It won't be long until the group hug turns into a no-holds-barred slugfest.

Mark @ Israel: "Hopefully, the people won't be misled into electing the wrong person." Exactly. That's my hope too.

June 15, 2011 at 7:24 AM  

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