School Lunch Fraud
Most Republicans are so obsessed with voter fraud, they’re missing some of America’s other serious problems. Rampant voter fraud is of course a crucial issue. The very thought of immigrants, homosexuals, Negroes and poor people actually voting — [gasp] — it’s enough to make decent Americans long for the 1950s.
But now another type of fraud has been brought to America’s attention: school lunch fraud.
It’s bad enough millions of low-income nobodies get to foist their children on our public schools where they eat for free. Now, Rep. Dennis Rehberg (R-All Hat No Cattle) has revealed that some of these children aren’t quite low-income enough to qualify for those free lunches they’re getting. Parasites!
Somebody somewhere is getting Something For Nothing! And that’s just plain Un-American!
This isn’t the first time Dennis Rehberg has warned The American People about fraud and waste. Last April, he warned us about another waste of taxpayers’ money: Pell Grants. He fumed:
“Why should they go to school? I never did.”