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Sunday, November 27, 2011

Republicans Tackle the Pentagon

Talk about unintended consequences.  When Republicans started hammering away at the Solyndra scandal, it seemed like a foolproof multi-pronged scheme to mobilize their base:  Democrats and tie-dyed hippies with their sissy solar energy versus manly All-American oil, coal and natural gas.

But congressional Republican prostitutes got so carried away pounding on Solyndra and everything it represents, they suddenly found themselves pounding and kicking their pimps in the Defense Department.  Awkward.

The Army, Navy and Air Force have all been utilizing — and publicly promoting — renewable energy sources for the past few months.  Republicans might want to occasionally look up from their corporate instruction sheets — and the accompanying “campaign contributions” — and see what’s going on out in the world.

Republicans recently turned their Solyndra-bashing momentum on another solar energy company, SunPower Corp.  The Republican Lockstep Brigade kept referring to SunPower Corp. as “Solyndra 2.0.”

And now it turns out, SunPower Corp. is in the process of building a huge solar installation at Naval Air Weapons Station China Lake, California.

OOPS.  What happens when a prostitute takes a wild swing and accidentally connects with her pimp’s jaw?

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Anonymous Jolly Roger said...

The pimp tends to beat her ass real good. What do I win?

This is going to be interesting. Between this and the failure of the "Stupid Committee," the Rushpubliscums have been stabbing the Pentagon in the back pretty good lately.

November 27, 2011 at 10:27 PM  
Blogger Randal Graves said...

All this does is prove just how awash the military is with limp-wristed fops, no wonder we're losing to the future.

November 28, 2011 at 6:10 AM  
Blogger J. Marquis said...

Man, that is some nice irony.

November 28, 2011 at 11:42 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

JR: Let's hope the pimp gives his wayward hooker a good beatdown.

Randal: Damn right, those manly Chinese wouldn't be caught dead with that sissy solar energy.

J: Yup, and I love irony.

November 28, 2011 at 1:43 PM  

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