“Negroes Are Shiftless and Lazy”
by Newt Gingrich
And all they care about is food stamps. More on that later…
First, the good news. Asians. These are the real go-getters, the people with the strongest work ethic and a sense of entrepreneurship. And they’re good at math.
But they can’t drive. And you know what they say about Japanese women, when they spread their — OOPS, uh, wrong venue. Anyway…
Latinos — now there’s hope for at least some of these people. Most of them just want to join gangs and hang out in the streets. But some of them really do have that business sense, that entrepreneurial talent. If only they weren’t so hot-tempered. And each and every one of them carries a switchblade.
OK, back to the Negro. Now I realize this may offend some of those politically-correct elitists in the liberal media, but come on, we all know this. Let’s not kid ourselves. Blacks, African-Americans, whatever you want to call them — see, I didn’t use the N-word — these people are just lazy. They have no work ethic, and even if they did, they have no sense of entrepreneurship whatsoever. But give them food stamps and a crack pipe and they’re happy as clams.
Or as a close friend of mine once said, the only three things they care about are loose shoes, a warm place to sleep and, uhh, damn it, I can’t remember what the third thing was. But anyway, you know what I’m saying.
I know this is a little blunt, and I’ve probably lost the black and Latino vote. But that doesn’t matter. My friends at the American Legislative Exchange Council (ALEC) and other “bill mills” have been grinding out dozens of assembly-line voter suppression laws — one for every red state. So the voters whom I’ve alienated — they won’t be voting anyway. So there.