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Tuesday, January 24, 2012

“Negroes Are Shiftless and Lazy”

by Newt Gingrich

First, the good news.  Asians.  These are the real go-getters, the people with the strongest work ethic and a sense of entrepreneurship.  And they’re good at math.

But they can’t drive.  And you know what they say about Japanese women, when they spread their — OOPS, uh, wrong venue.  Anyway…

Latinos — now there’s hope for at least some of these people.  Most of them just want to join gangs and hang out in the streets.  But some of them really do have that business sense, that entrepreneurial talent.  If only they weren’t so hot-tempered.  And each and every one of them carries a switchblade.

OK, back to the Negro.  Now I realize this may offend some of those politically-correct elitists in the liberal media, but come on, we all know this.  Let’s not kid ourselves.  Blacks, African-Americans, whatever you want to call them — see, I didn’t use the N-word — these people are just lazy.  They have no work ethic, and even if they did, they have no sense of entrepreneurship whatsoever.  But give them food stamps and a crack pipe and they’re happy as clams.

Or as a close friend of mine once said, the only three things they care about are loose shoes, a warm place to sleep and, uhh, damn it, I can’t remember what the third thing was.  But anyway, you know what I’m saying.

I know this is a little blunt, and I’ve probably lost the black and Latino vote.  But that doesn’t matter.  My friends at the American Legislative Exchange Council (ALEC) and other “bill mills” have been grinding out dozens of assembly-line voter suppression laws — one for every red state.  So the voters whom I’ve alienated — they won’t be voting anyway.  So there.

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Blogger Jerry Critter said...

He represents the thoughts of his constituency perfectly.

January 24, 2012 at 1:51 PM  
Anonymous Jolly Roger said...

Newt is truly a Klanservative, and he always has been. Pennsylvania, no doubt, is as proud to claim Newt as they are Rapture Rick. Or Czar Kashitch I.

Damn.... what the HELL is in the air and water in Pennsylvania, anyway?

January 24, 2012 at 4:30 PM  
Anonymous Jess said...

OMG... I am fucked three ways from Sunday with these guys, since I am part Asian(Indian) or are they talking East Asian and not South Asian, little black and Hispanic by way of my Puerto Rican heritage from the bios. Guess the saving grace is I am one of those that can pass for almost anything and had a white dad but mom was Japanese and white so I haz a confused. Now all by myself, I am a United Nations melting pot. Tell me, where do I fit in Noot.

January 24, 2012 at 5:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So surprised? Newt is a Dixiecrat and we've known that since he started congress. When he taught history in college he taught the classic Southern Revisionist "Birth of a Nation" style that had already been disproven when he started.

When the GOP is in trouble, they go for outreach in the Black and Latino communities, but since I see none, they must smell blood.

I hope we will make him(them) pay in the General Election


January 24, 2012 at 6:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shiftless and Lazy a hundreds years old argument for the people that built this country for free


January 24, 2012 at 6:27 PM  
Blogger Grung_e_Gene said...

Ha! This is just a rip-off of The Mismeasure of Man, IQ of blacks and hispanics is low, whites are high and asians are just a bit higher.

I got you Newt! I got you!

January 24, 2012 at 6:35 PM  
Blogger Mr. Charleston said...

the Republican scheme from long past has been to consolidate its white, conservative base and write off everyone else. The theory being that they don't vote anyway. Now with a rebirth of Jim Crow they intend to be damned sure that they don't vote.

January 24, 2012 at 7:32 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Jerry: Yup, he knows exactly who he's connecting with.

JR: It must be the side effects of all that fracking.

Jess: I guess you've got every one of Gingrich's stereotypes :)

Erik: Jeb Bush is their favorite Good Cop for reaching out to minorities. The GOP might need him later, but right now they're using Newt the Bad Cop to get the inbreds all riled up.

Grung_e_Gene: Stephen Jay Gould must have been one of Gingrich's mentors.

Mr. C: The GOP is fulfilling its "they don't vote anyway" prophecy by passing all these new Jim Crow laws.

January 24, 2012 at 8:44 PM  
Anonymous Carlos said...

I think you're off base with your take on Latinos. What they really want to do is take American jobs picking cabbage, selling oranges on streetcorners, cleaning houses, janitoring schools, working as handymen, serving as nannies, and (of course) there are the gangs, street-hanging, switchblade-carrying, and being hot-tempered as you mentioned. Fuckers ;-)

January 25, 2012 at 2:48 AM  
Blogger jadedj said...

Hey, and the Pollocks, don't forget the Pollocks. We all know about their light bulb deficiency, which is the real reason we are having them damned new un-Amurican energy saver Obamabulbs forced down our throats!

January 25, 2012 at 4:23 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Carlos: Damn right. I had my heart set on a career selling oranges from a sidewalk cart, and some Meskin stole my job.

jadedj: I hadn't thought of that. They're the culprit behind these sissy Obamabulbs -- a government takeover of our light sockets.

January 25, 2012 at 10:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Negroes are not that lazy!! It's hard work avoiding a job & getting entitlement checks. Volunteering is something that's never mentioned. Every 4 years going to vote multiple times, & stuffing the ballot box is hard work too. If the white man took more time off from making money, paying bills,& paying in to support us, he'd have time to work too.

March 19, 2014 at 12:40 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

LOL. I'm assuming your comment was tongue-in-cheek.

March 19, 2014 at 1:02 PM  

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