Mitt Romney has chosen George Zimmerman to be his Running Mate
Well, it’s not official yet. Bill Maher suggested this on his show last Friday. He said:
“Who better than George Zimmerman to personify your campaign theme of ‘I think that black guy is up to no good.'”
Then again, some of the commenters at the linked article said Zimmerman is too swarthy to be Romney’s vice president.
Bill Maher dismissed the other leading contenders for VP. Marco Rubio is the guy “who you may recognize as the brother of the bride in every wedding you’ve ever been to.”
Chris Christie is a “naugahyde bean-bag chair.” Paul Ryan is a “heartless, smirking bastard,” and Romney already has that demographic sewn up.
The only other possible contender besides George Zimmerman is Tim Pawlenty, who’s so dull he actually makes Mitt Romney look lively and animated.
Bill Maher also said that, as a comedian, he hopes Romney wins the election. Romney is an “ultra-Caucasian Mormon zillionaire who uses his dog as a hood ornament,” and his endless gaffes and awkward manner would be a gold mine for comedians. He said a comedian voting against Romney would be like Halliburton being against war.