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Sunday, July 01, 2012

Mitt Romney has chosen George Zimmerman to be his Running Mate

Well, it’s not official yet.  Bill Maher suggested this on his show last Friday.  He said:

“Who better than George Zimmerman to personify your campaign theme of ‘I think that black guy is up to no good.'”

Then again, some of the commenters at the linked article said Zimmerman is too swarthy to be Romney’s vice president.

Bill Maher dismissed the other leading contenders for VP.  Marco Rubio is the guy “who you may recognize as the brother of the bride in every wedding you’ve ever been to.”

Chris Christie is a “naugahyde bean-bag chair.”  Paul Ryan is a “heartless, smirking bastard,” and Romney already has that demographic sewn up.

The only other possible contender besides George Zimmerman is Tim Pawlenty, who’s so dull he actually makes Mitt Romney look lively and animated.

Bill Maher also said that, as a comedian, he hopes Romney wins the election.  Romney is an “ultra-Caucasian Mormon zillionaire who uses his dog as a hood ornament,” and his endless gaffes and awkward manner would be a gold mine for comedians.  He said a comedian voting against Romney would be like Halliburton being against war.

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Blogger Unfunded Deficit said...

Very, very funny. Thanks for the laugh.

July 1, 2012 at 3:11 PM  
Blogger Unfunded Deficit said...

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July 1, 2012 at 3:12 PM  
Blogger Mr. Charleston said...

Looks like I had better catch Maher on replay

July 1, 2012 at 5:53 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

oh yeah because Obama is so forth coming looking out for th middle class,blah,blah,blah,read my lips.
And we will all bea able to keep our own doctors while saving money and getting quality health care.
Yeah that'll work

July 1, 2012 at 7:15 PM  
Blogger Jerry Critter said...

Wow, Lisa! Such insight. And here I thought this post was about a VP pick. Little did I realize it was about healthcare. Thanks for pointing that out.

July 1, 2012 at 9:14 PM  
Blogger jim marquis said...

Apparently Lisa's mind works like a political pinball machine.

July 2, 2012 at 9:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well the black guy was up to no good apparently. Shhhh don't say anything.

July 2, 2012 at 10:37 AM  
Anonymous Jess said...

I think he should pick me but I don't qualify for many reasons, first being I am too smart for his ticket and a minor little one of I am not 35 yet. Maybe he should dig up Zombie Reagan Weekend at Bernies style and see what he can do fir him. Ooops, can't do that either because ZR would be a liberal, according to the brain trust of the republican party these days.

July 2, 2012 at 11:59 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

UD: Thanks.

Mr. C: I don't get HBO so I just listen to him on YouTube sometimes.

Jerry: Once in awhile her comments are actually related to the post, but it's a rare occurrence.

Jim: LOL, that's not a pinball machine I ever want to see.

Jess: You're right, Zombie Reagan would be the biggest tax-and-spend liberal of all time.

July 2, 2012 at 4:30 PM  

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