Who Hijacked Our Country

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Republicans: You Don’t Need to go to the Polling Booth. You Can Vote HERE on THIS website

Sorry, normals — this special offer is only for Republicans.  If you’re planning to vote Republican, all you have to do is go to the Comment Section at this post.  Type in your name, address, phone number, Facebook password and the name of your candidate.  The candidate’s name will be forwarded to your voting precinct and — Presto! — you’ve already voted.

Isnt this great?!?

And there are other ways you can skip that bothersome trip to the voting booth.  For example:  somebody from our headquarters can call you at home, and you can vote over the phone.

It just doesn’t get any easier than that, does it.

Of course, lots of people still prefer the timeless tradition of going to your local precinct and voting in person.  If that’s the case, be sure you remember to vote on Election Day — Friday, November 9th.



Blogger Jerry Critter said...


October 25, 2012 at 1:13 PM  
Anonymous Jess said...

Hey don't laugh. I got a call this morning from the friendly tea party people, telling me not to forget Nov 8th is election day and I could call them to find our where to go vote. So I did. I asked them why were they telling me Nov 8th when the 6th is election day and why were they calling, when I am a permanent absentee voter so I can take people to the polls that day and vote for democrats. Blubbering ensued from the other end of the phone and they hung up. I mean really, that just was not very nice of them.

October 25, 2012 at 1:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In 2000 Florida sent 1000's of letters to Black citizens stating "as a convicted felon you are not allowed to vote" problem was very few were felons. Florida did an "OOps" and a snicker as Bush became President.

Why don't they stand there with Guns and intimidate Voters like they did in my parents day?


October 25, 2012 at 2:59 PM  
Anonymous Jolly Roger said...

Jimmy Crow is back, adapted to the modern age.

October 26, 2012 at 2:55 AM  
Blogger S.W. Anderson said...

You're doing a public service, Tom. I wish you could run an ad during Limbaugh's show for your special "service." There's no telling how many gullible dittoheads would stop by to vote. :)

October 26, 2012 at 1:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Gang



October 26, 2012 at 11:29 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Jerry: Thanks.

Jess: No no, November 9th is Election Day. And remember, the polls don't open until 10 p.m. that night.

Erik: In some ways it was more appealing, more honest anyway, when they were blatant with their guns and dogs and KKK sheets. Now it's all hidden behind "preserving the integrity of the vote" and other bullshit slogans.

JR: Yup, Jimmy is still here, just with a new sugar coating.

SW: LOL. Either during Limbaugh's show or during one of Fox's "news" programs. Gullible wingtards could be reeled in by the millions.

Erik: Gee thanks, I was looking for something else to worry about :)

Between hacked voting machines and Hurricane Sandy, all bets are off.

October 27, 2012 at 2:02 PM  
Blogger Demeur said...

Any one undecided at this point must be living under a rock.

So is it time for the 2016 race to get started yet? Sheesh this is getting ridiculous.

October 28, 2012 at 12:07 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Demeur: 2016 -- Hillary vs. Paul Ayn Rand Ryan. You heard it here first :)

October 28, 2012 at 2:43 PM  
Blogger okjimm said...

re Demeur.....''//must be living under a rock. //

well, I been thrown under the bus sooooooo many times.. under a rock would be OK. at least my friends could lift the rock off.

Say, by the way....WWRD..What would Romney do?


October 29, 2012 at 10:43 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

okjimm: Thanks for the link. I may have to do a post on this. I've been at a loss for what to write about these last few days, and this is perfect.

October 29, 2012 at 12:44 PM  

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