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Thursday, October 18, 2012

Tagg Romney Swings his Purse at Obama, Hits Secret Service Agent by Mistake, Wakes Up in ICU

Tagg Palin Romney wanted to take a swing at President Obama for calling Tagg’s father a liar?!?!?  Guess what — your father IS a lying sack of shit; more slippery than the ten sleaziest used car salesmen put together.

Needless to say, if Tagg Romney had assaulted Obama, he wouldn’t be tangling with the President.  He’d be grappling with a Secret Service agent who — in order to become a Secret Service agent — was required to do a one-arm overhead press with a kettlebell of half his bodyweight, and do ten minutes of nonstop one-arm kettlebell snatches.  Good luck.  They don’t teach that in prep school.

Funny how bluebloods and trailer trash both give the same wacky first names to their kids.  Why is that?

These smug sheltered born-on-third-base types always think they’re above any sort of accountability; above the rules that everyone else has to follow.  A perfect example is Tagg Romney’s offense at hearing his lying pusbucket father being called a liar.

Ann Romney’s “You People” comment is another example.

And now we have another glimpse of the Real Mitt Romney, the Mitt Romney we get when the public — supposedly — isn’t listening, so he can take off his Ward Cleaver mask:  Last June, Mitt Romney was in a conference call with the National Federation of Independent Business.  Assuming that no members of the lowly public would ever hear it, Romney told these business owners to make sure their employees vote to protect “your enterprise and therefore their job.”

He told these entrepreneurs to “make it very clear” to their employees that President Obama is “hostile to small business, and to business overall.”

This article has a link to the audio of Romney’s conference call with the National Federation of Independent Business.

Romney probably didn’t break any laws with these “suggestions” to employers.  After all it’s not illegal to be an asshole.

But according to somebody quoted in the linked article, Romney was practicing “voter intimidation.”

But hey, Mitt Romney was born on third base, so it’s OK.

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8 Comments:

Anonymous Jolly Roger said...

Excellent. The word about this should be spread far and wide. The DNC needs to make ads around it. This is intolerable.

October 18, 2012 at 4:06 PM  
Anonymous Jess said...

My guess is this little smarmy bastard feels he is entitled just like his daddy, to do whatever, whenever to whoever they please. If I ever come here telling you I am having kids and one is a son and his name is something stupid like this, hunt me down and shoot me for being an idiot please. kthx

October 18, 2012 at 5:34 PM  
Blogger jadedj said...

Jess, I like that word smarmy. It's one of those words that I too often forget to use when really no other will work. And in this case it is perfect as it applies to the entire sorry ass Rmoney gaggle (gaggle the crowd, and gaggle as in, makes me gaggle). The only other term that comes close is perhaps, self-serving shit sacks.

October 18, 2012 at 6:56 PM  
Anonymous Jess said...

@jadedj self serving shit sacks is good. Add smarmy to the beginning and you have just created a new tongue twister :)

October 19, 2012 at 8:28 AM  
Blogger Holte Ender said...

Smarmy, self serving shit sacks, must be commenting about the Romney boys.

He wouldn't take a swing at anybody, just like he wouldn't join the military, but he knows someone who would do it for him.

October 19, 2012 at 10:24 AM  
Anonymous Jess said...

@Holte, where have you been? I haven't seen you around anywhere for a while now.

October 19, 2012 at 1:58 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

JR: I agree, the DNC needs to maximize this audio clip. It goes well with his "47%" comments.

Jess: Yup, this sense of entitlement seems to run in families like this. Grandpa hit a triple, and the rest of us were born on third base and we can do whatever we want when we want.

jadedj: A gaggle of smarmy self-serving shit sacks -- I like it.

Holte: Little Taggy would do what his father did in his prep school days -- get several friends to hold the other person down.

BTW, welcome back. Long time no see.

October 19, 2012 at 2:20 PM  
Blogger Holte Ender said...

Jess and Tom - I've been around from time to time, just haven't said much.

October 22, 2012 at 5:29 AM  

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