Jared Loughner to Give Rebuttal to Ted Nugent’s Rebuttal Speech
Jared Loughner — now here’s an All-American Second Amendment-Loving Patriot who walks the walk. All Ted Nugent does is talk. “Guns, hunting, blah blah blah…I pissed and shat all over myself so I wouldn’t get drafted and now I’m a chicken hawk…blah blah blah…”
But Jared Loughner is the Real Deal. Well, until he gets rebutted by somebody else who’s even more fanatical.
Going off topic for just a second: It’s been reported that George W. Bush is finally able to say the word “rebuttal” without giggling. Anyway…
So how many rebuttal speeches will there be tonight? So far, Marco Rubio will rebut President Obama’s State of the Union speech. Rand Paul will offer the Teabirther rebuttal. And no doubt Ted Nugent — who makes Rand Paul look liberal — will be flaming away.
No matter how far to the Extreme Right you may be, there’ll be somebody even further to the Right who thinks you’re just a socialist pansy. When Jared Loughner went on his mass killing spree in Arizona, no doubt a few Super Patriots were thinking “Why didn’t that fuckin’ pussy use a shoulder-held rocket launcher? He could’ve killed ten times as many people.”
posted by Tom Harper @ 10:27 AM
4 Comments:
Sounds like Rubio has a "Miami Cold"...snort, snort.
Sorry, but Loughner was unavoidably detained. Besides, despite the efforts of his speech coaches, he couldn't keep straight how he was supposed to look directly at the camera as if he were telling the truth and blame $4 trillion worth of cleaning up Republicans' mess, including putting two off-budget wars on budget, all on President Obama. Schizoid-crazy or not, Loughner kept breaking out in laughter and insisting that was ridiculous, to the chagrin of GOP spinmeisters.
Sen. Marco Rubio, working from the draft of a speech retrieved from the wastebasket of a hotel room Mitt Romney stayed in last October, was able to recite that passage like a natural. As a result, political soothsayer Dick Morris and political wizard Karl Rove are proclaiming Rubio the de facto Republican frontrunner for 2016. And besides, he's got spic appeal, as they say at closed-door GOP fat-cat donor gatherings.
Anonymous: Between the Kool-Aid he keeps drinking and his Miami Cold, that explains a lot about Rubio.
SW: That's good news. I guess he'll be detained for awhile.
"He couldn't keep straight how he was supposed to look directly at the camera as if he were telling the truth and blame $4 trillion worth of cleaning up Republicans' mess, including putting two off-budget wars on budget, all on President Obama." That's the exact same problem Mitt Romney had during the presidential debates.
No doubt the GOP masterminds use all the racial slurs when they're behind closed doors and (they think) nobody is listening.
There were more bullet holes in victims, walls, and windows than Loughner had bullets in his gun and mag. Explain that.
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