Jared Loughner to Give Rebuttal to Ted Nugent’s Rebuttal Speech
Jared Loughner — now here’s an All-American Second Amendment-Loving Patriot who walks the walk. All Ted Nugent does is talk. “Guns, hunting, blah blah blah…I pissed and shat all over myself so I wouldn’t get drafted and now I’m a chicken hawk…blah blah blah…”
But Jared Loughner is the Real Deal. Well, until he gets rebutted by somebody else who’s even more fanatical.
Going off topic for just a second: It’s been reported that George W. Bush is finally able to say the word “rebuttal” without giggling. Anyway…
So how many rebuttal speeches will there be tonight? So far, Marco Rubio will rebut President Obama’s State of the Union speech. Rand Paul will offer the Teabirther rebuttal. And no doubt Ted Nugent — who makes Rand Paul look liberal — will be flaming away.
No matter how far to the Extreme Right you may be, there’ll be somebody even further to the Right who thinks you’re just a socialist pansy. When Jared Loughner went on his mass killing spree in Arizona, no doubt a few Super Patriots were thinking “Why didn’t that fuckin’ pussy use a shoulder-held rocket launcher? He could’ve killed ten times as many people.”