Who Hijacked Our Country

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Impending Bestiality Epidemic — the Inevitable Result of Legalizing Gay Marriage

Poe’s Law:  “Without explicitly saying content is satirical, it is impossible to parody a political position without someone mistaking it for a genuine argument on its behalf.”

Tucker’s Law:  “As an email thread distributed among New Hampshire House Republicans grows longer, the probability of a reference to bestiality approaches one.”

And now, to demonstrate these two laws, we bring you Exhibit A:  New Hampshire state Rep. Jordan Ulery.  Jordan Ulery was surfing the web and ended up at two tongue-in-cheek websites.  He didn’t understand that they were just satire.  The two sites were:

Bestiality Surges Hours After New Zealand Legalizes Gay Marriage; and

Vermont Legislature considering a bill that would legalize bestiality, polygamy, etc.

Duly outraged, Jordan Ulery flew into action.  He forward the links to these two sites to several colleagues.  And he made this public statement:

“When we were discussing same-sex marriage people said talking about multiple partners, animal interactions made those who define marriage as a relationship between man and woman as silly and foolish.  Today, however, in several states multiple partners and even bestiality have been proposed or floated as extensions.”

I guess there’s no gullibility test required in order to run for the New Hampshire state legislature.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

I haven't had so much fun since Fox picked up on some Onion News Stories and spread them as real.

Or the right wing newspaper that called the Airplane "Enola Gay" Enola Homosexual


July 30, 2013 at 4:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I started laughing out loud at: "Beastiality refers to sex between humans and adults." Wow, some people are ready to rage at farce!

Life as I Know it Now

July 31, 2013 at 1:46 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Erik: I hadn't heard about the "Enola Homosexual" story, but there are similar incidents. Some rightwing news sites have software that automatically/globally replaces the word "gay" with "homosexual." I don't follow sports, but there's a famous athlete whose last name is Gay, and some wingtard news site repeatedly referred to him as "_______ Homosexual" throughout a story about him.

Life: "Sex between humans and adults" -- Oh My God, that does it! We're going to Hell in a handbasket :)

July 31, 2013 at 2:20 PM  
Blogger Jerry Critter said...

Oh boy! I am going out and find me a cute sheep.

July 31, 2013 at 7:21 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Jerry: Join the club :)

July 31, 2013 at 7:54 PM  
Blogger Jerry Critter said...

I will...just for the shear joy of it.

July 31, 2013 at 9:14 PM  

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