Pope Francis: Too Much Bleeding Heart Socialism, Not Enough Fire and Brimstone
What’s up with the new Pope? Pope Francis doesn’t hate homosexuals, and on top of that he actually talks about economic inequality.
He recently tweeted: “My thoughts turn to all who are unemployed, often as a result of a self-centered mindset bent on profit at any cost.”
Commie! Why does he hate America?!?!?!?
A University of New Haven professor of marketing and international business said:
“Like many people, he thinks capitalism won't survive unless it decreases income disparity. I think it's fair to say he's arguing for a more European version of capitalism going forward, especially after the Great Recession, so there's more of a safety net for people when they need it.”
According to an online entrepreneur who connects small-business owners with financing:
“His comments are of high importance to me. The kind of issues he's talking about are too often ignored by religious and business leaders.”
A College of the Holy Cross professor of religious studies said:
“Being a Jesuit priest and having spent so much time in Argentina as bishop and cardinal had a great effect on him. He's seen a lot of poverty close up and raised the issue in Argentina before becoming pope.”
However, if you still believe in an angry god who hates sinners and poor people, you haven’t been forgotten. Bill Donohue, president (and only member) of the Catholic League, continues to speak out on behalf of the dwindling subspecies Biblehumpus Americus:
“Personally, I’m much more market friendly, as was John Paul II.”
And we can always count on Rick “Abortion Cooties” Santorum for our daily fire and brimstone fix.