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Thursday, April 17, 2014

Earthquakes in Idaho: a Warning From God

Idaho has been stricken with hundreds of earthquakes low to medium intensity over the past month. This is a crystal-clear message to the sinners of Idaho.

The Bible is very clear about God entrusting Man with stewardship over all of His creatures.  And how are Idaho's neckdrooling inbreds handling this stewardship, this sacred responsibility entrusted to them by The Lord?

How?  By poisoning the land with hundreds of gigantic warehouse/factory farms, where the most unimaginable cruelty is inflicted upon millions of God's creations.  This cruelty itself is perfectly legal, but reporting or photographing the cruelty is a crime.

Idaho's mouthbreathers are also trying to eliminate two of God's creations:  wolves and coyotes.  They're even having contests to see who can kill the largest number of these sacred creatures.

“What hath God wrought?”

If the sinners of Idaho do not heed God's warnings contained in these small earthquakes, larger and more catastrophic earthquakes might be forthcoming.  Or perhaps a flood.

Or maybe God will turn Governor Butch Otter's wife into a pillar of salt.  (How could we tell?)

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Blogger Life As I Know It Now said...

It's Mother Nature's wrath they have incurred, not God. ;D

April 17, 2014 at 7:02 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Life: Absolutely.

April 18, 2014 at 4:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Californians have been moving out there for cheaper housing. No doubt many of them are Gay, Atheist, and Fornicators bring their sin with them and God is punishing them for it (wondering why it's been shaky out here in the Bay Area). All the Idahoans have to do is form huge posses, hunt down anyone they think is responsible and run them out of town.

They can probably throw in a few immigrants, Native Americans and other people of color as well

April 19, 2014 at 4:35 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Anonymous: Atheists and Fornicators, oh my.

April 20, 2014 at 8:50 PM  

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