Earthquakes in Idaho: a Warning From God
Idaho has been stricken with hundreds of earthquakes — low to medium intensity — over the past month. This is a crystal-clear message to the sinners of Idaho.
The Bible is very clear about God entrusting Man with stewardship over all of His creatures. And how are Idaho's neckdrooling inbreds handling this stewardship, this sacred responsibility entrusted to them by The Lord?
How? By poisoning the land with hundreds of gigantic warehouse/factory farms, where the most unimaginable cruelty is inflicted upon millions of God's creations. This cruelty itself is perfectly legal, but reporting or photographing the cruelty is a crime.
Idaho's mouthbreathers are also trying to eliminate two of God's creations: wolves and coyotes. They're even having contests to see who can kill the largest number of these sacred creatures.
“What hath God wrought?”
If the sinners of Idaho do not heed God's warnings contained in these small earthquakes, larger and more catastrophic earthquakes might be forthcoming. Or perhaps a flood.
Or maybe God will turn Governor Butch Otter's wife into a pillar of salt. (How could we tell?)