Federal Lawsuit: The People vs. John Boehner
House Speaker John Boehner (R—Jameson) has confirmed that he plans to file a federal lawsuit against President Barack Obama because of Obama's extensive use of executive authority. Reached at his favorite nightclub (or one of them anyway), Boehner told an interviewer:
“You know the conshtitution makesh it clear that the preshident’sh job ish to faithfully execute the lawsh and in my view the Preshident has not faithfully executed the lawsh. Thish lawshuit ish about defending the inshtitution in which we sherve becaushe what we’ve sheen clearly over the pasht 5 yearsh ish an effort to erode the power of the legishlative branch. Hey, Barkeep, gimme another triple shot of that Jamishon Whishkey.”
Then he fell off his bar stool, hit his head and became incapacitated (how could they tell?) and was replaced by Eric Cantor. Oh, wait...
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