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Friday, October 24, 2014

Rep. Steve King Dies, Comes Back as a Factory Farm Animal

Republican Congressman Steve King — self-righteous Biblehumper and the factory farming industry's biggest prostitute — is spewing fire and brimstone again.  This time his hatred is directed at gays, “cohabiters” and divorced people.  He said:

“I’ll just say that what was a sin 2,000 years ago is a sin today, and people that were condemned to hell 2,000 years ago, I don’t expect to meet them should I make it to heaven. So let’s stick with that principle.”

Aside from regurgitating the Old Testament, Steve King's other mission in life is to derail every legislative attempt to protect animals' rights.  Regulations to protect factory farm livestock against crowded filthy conditions, laws against dog fighting and cockfighting — you name it, Steve King is against it.  His most recent blowjob for the factory farm industry was an amendment to the Farm Bill which would have overturned practically every state and local ordinance against animal cruelty.  The Steve King Amendment failed, but he'll keep trying.

Steve King going to Heaven?!?  He'll be reincarnated.  See below for an exclusive glimpse into Steve King's next incarnation.  (That's him on the right, third row.)

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Blogger Jerry Critter said...

While it is fitting that King comes back as a factory farm animal, King as a pig is an insult to pigs. Perhaps he should just be treated as a factory farm animal.

October 25, 2014 at 10:03 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Jerry: I stand corrected; I shouldn't have insulted pigs. Upon closer examination of Steve King's next incarnation, I see now that he won't be a pig. He'll be a piece of e. Coli, living forever in a pile of pig shit. And even that's too good for him.

October 25, 2014 at 1:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just another perfect example of how the Church has created a straight path to heaven for the rich and powerful...for a price!


October 25, 2014 at 6:53 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Erik: Yup, the Supply Side Jesus will send Steve King straight to Heaven.

October 26, 2014 at 10:32 AM  

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