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Friday, September 18, 2015

Why Republicans Don't Believe in Evolution

And now, an even scarier thought:  Who will be the GOP's next De-Evolution specimen after Donald Trump?

Any guesses?

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

We know now that evolution goes in branches rather then a straight line. Keeping this in mind you can have a branch of the Harding/Coolidge/Hoover that ended, you can have a one branch of the Libertarius Goldwaterus and other branch of the Liberalus Rockefellerus both hunted down and made extinct by the Cro-Reagans. This would have happened to the Nixonion Notacrockus but after migrating to the land of Watergate were he was almost wiped out (Global Scandal Warming), however the last one was put in a zoo as an elder statesman.

The Bush Tree (Huh?) is getting in danger of being wiped out by the NeanderTrumps as they migrated into their lands and we all know how the Trumps feel about Immigrants!

There's also the Bimbonus Palinus, Masterbacious Bachperson, Pithicus Coulterus and Malkin Erectus, however it's been shown they are kept around for mating purposes only.

Of course none of them believe in Evolution and this time I agree


September 21, 2015 at 5:07 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Erik: LOL. Sad but hilarious rundown of the GOP branches. Where the "Bimbonus Palinus, Masterbacious Bachperson, Pithicus Coulterus and Malkin Erectus" will devolve to -- too scary to think about.

September 21, 2015 at 8:23 PM  
Anonymous Screamin' Mimi said...

Erik, I love this! You totally nailed it. As for the Bimbonus Group you mention, I think even as mating specimens they will be shown to totally suck!

Keep it coming, my friend -- you rock!


September 24, 2015 at 12:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


I'm sure to them sucking is foreplay


September 26, 2015 at 10:23 PM  
Anonymous Screamin' Mimi said...


Thus another reason to shut them down -- they might multiply!


September 27, 2015 at 8:22 PM  

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