Who Hijacked Our Country

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

BREAKING: Obama has Just Declared Himself President-For-Life!!!

NOOO!!!!!

Oh God!  How did we let this happen?!?!?!?  The teabirthers and Foxsuckers kept warning us about this, and we just laughed at them!!!


5 Comments:

Blogger Jerry Critter said...

Well, it's really just four more years, and the republicans don't have anyone qualified to take over anyway. So, what the hell! Added benefit - we don't have to be harassed with a year long presidential election bs.

December 23, 2015 at 12:42 PM  
Anonymous Jess said...

If only that could happen and have Hillary replace ole handsome Joe so that when POTUS decides he's done we can get her in there.

December 23, 2015 at 1:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you can find it on Onion's Wiki page, some of the Onion stories that have gotten picked up as gospel by the regular media, almost all of it by the Right Wing Media like Fox.

Erik

December 23, 2015 at 3:36 PM  
Blogger jadedj said...

Well alrighty then. Now he needs to get on that gun confiscation thingy.

December 23, 2015 at 7:21 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Jerry: LOL. Avoiding a whole year of shit-slinging commercials and soundbites would almost be worth skipping the election. As long as it's a Democrat in the White House :)

Jess: Works for me.

Erik: True. I've heard about certain Onion articles that had some rightwad running hysterically to Fox/Limbaugh. Serves them right.

jadedj: Ah yes, the Plan is starting to unfold. Next month we take away all their guns. The following month -- their religion. MWAAHAAHAAAHAAHAA.

December 23, 2015 at 10:01 PM  

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