GOP Statement: Robert Lewis Dear is a True American Hero
Now of course it’s an unofficial statement, since none of us Talibangelical Biblehumpers have the balls to say this publicly. And that’s OK — we’ll just come up with a few kind-and-gentle scripted soundbites for our puppets/politicians to say to the media.
And in the meantime, the blunt truth is being shouted from the rooftops by our useful idiots — the inbred mouthbreathers who make up our “base,” and without whom none of us fucksticks would ever have a prayer of getting elected.
Anyway, here are just a few heartwarming examples:
“Planned Parenthood shooter has done more in one day to save black babies, then #Black Lives Matter has done in the last several months.”
“No sympathy for any pregnant female who was injured in the Planned Parenthood shooting that was there to get an abortion. She deserved it.”
“Active Shooter Colorado Planned Parenthood. I would think this brave HERO is saving innocent Baby lives!”
“Planned parenthood kills a million babies and no one bats an eye. but 1 brave hero tries to put a stop to that, everyone loses their minds.”
“Planned Parenthood ppl wants police to save their lives. Strange they don't give a fuck about babies lives.”
“ISIS would be a Justifiable End for These Baby Killers Please go To Syria and Leave these babies to Live a Free Life in America.”
Ahh, just warms the old cockles, don’t it? Tell it all, Brother. If Ted Cruz was dead (if only!!!), he’d be smiling and cackling from his grave.