Ford Pinpoints the Problem

Times haven’t been good at the Ford Motor Company plant in Wayne, Michigan. This is where the Ford Expedition and Lincoln Navigator are manufactured. With gas at almost $3 a gallon, who wants a vehicle that gets .009 miles to the gallon?

A less-informed person might think this is why the plant is suffering right now. But management officials have pinpointed the real problem. Those Goddamn lazy assembly line workers are spending too much time in the bathroom. As soon as there’s a crackdown on those long potty breaks, consumers will come swarming in and start buying every Navigator and Expedition they can get their hands on.