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Saturday, February 11, 2006

Laura Bush Disses the White House

Things aren’t too good for the White House when even the First Lady walks all over the president’s foreign policy. She zeroed right in on the gist, the essence, of her husband’s approach to every problem — and shot it full of holes.

Looks like Dubya might be sleeping on the couch until these two get this problem settled.

Laura said “If we resort to violence, it’s very, very difficult to have any sort of dialogue.”

Zing!!! George W. is reeling; he’s on the ropes.

"Resorting to violence"…hmmm…A “pre-emptive” war to search for Weapons of Mass Destruction capture Osama bin Laden establish democracy ------this space for rent------- has killed thousands of American soldiers and tens of thousands of Iraqi civilians.

And Dumbya is wondering “gee, nobody else in the world wants any dialogue with us. I don’t get it.” Ask your wife, Dumbfuck!

At least Laura is finally starting to — oh, wait…she was only referring to the Middle Eastern violence over those Danish cartoons. But surely she can see the larger picture. Hellloooo!!!! The irony is deafening.

Laura also lashed out at Hillary Clinton for calling the Bush administration “one of the worst” in history. ONE of the worst?!?!?!? Come on, who else even comes close? Compared to GWB, Richard Nixon was just a kindly old uncle who got a little stern once in awhile.

10 Comments:

Blogger The Rambling Taoist said...

Tom,
You know as well as I that the irony of her comments will be completely lost on her. Who can blame her? She married that SOB!

February 11, 2006 at 4:08 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Trey: So true. Dubya don't want the little woman worryin' her pretty little head about irony.

February 11, 2006 at 4:19 PM  
Blogger J. Marquis said...

I don't know why people always give her a pass...she has to know a lot of dirt even if it's just from him talking in his sleep.

February 11, 2006 at 4:30 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

J. Marquis: Yeah, she seems to get lots of slack. When people see that blank zombie facial expression of hers, they probably think "aw, give her a break." But she must be smarter than she looks, or else she'd never find her way out the front door.

February 11, 2006 at 8:19 PM  
Blogger Comandante Agí said...

It's probably just the Xanax talking. Without that Laura would have gone crazy years ago.

February 11, 2006 at 10:04 PM  
Blogger Snave said...

I'm glad she is the First Lady. I may almost totally disagree with her politics, but if the POTUS didn't have her around as a steadying influence, who knows how much worse things might be.

OK, just kidding. I do agree she gets far too much credit.

February 12, 2006 at 7:42 PM  
Blogger Lone Ranger said...

Ask the Branch Davidians at Waco which is worst. OOPS! You can't! Clinton killed them!

February 12, 2006 at 7:46 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Snave: Yeah, she's probably a restraining influence on W., as tranked out and Stepforded as she seems to be.

Lone Ranger: That's right, Clinton is responsible for the deaths in Waco. I'm not sticking up for him. But whatever the number of Waco deaths, the total is probably just a wee bit smaller than the number of GIs and civilians killed in Iraq. Right?

February 12, 2006 at 8:12 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

Your satire is just brilliant, Tom.

February 13, 2006 at 9:03 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Thanks Sar. I love Belle of the Brawl and Sound Destruction.

February 13, 2006 at 9:18 AM  

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