Who Hijacked Our Country

Saturday, March 25, 2006

American Family Association Wants to Help YOU

If you’re one of them blasphemous self-loathing homasexials, the American Family Association has a Special Offer. Or, even if you’re not one of THEM, you’ve probably been brainwashed by that godless liberal media. Those infidels are trying to tell us that it’s OK to be gay, and too many innocent people are being led down the path of EVIL.

But, Rejoice!! Help is on the way from the Reverend Donald Wildmon and the American Family Association. They’re selling a $15 DVD that shows the true wickedness of being gay. And if you’re gay, they’ll show you how to become normal and decent again, as God intended.

Now, here’s the best part: From now until March 27th, this $15 DVD can be yours for only $10!!! ACT NOW!

Click here to order.

Just think, for only $10 (if you hurry!) you can be cured of your evil affliction, and/or you can learn the horrible frightening truth behind the Gay Agenda.

Order your DVD now. Remember, it’s not available in stores. You have to go here to order it. And always remember Jesus’ immortal words: “It’s OK to cheat, plunder and steal, as long as you’re not a homo.”


Anonymous Jake Porter said...

It is times like these I thank God I am an atheist.

Actually I am a Christian but I think the church has been hijacked.

I have now seen the light and I don't think this blog is promoting Christian values. I am contacting the FCC.

March 25, 2006 at 5:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You joshing aren't you?

March 25, 2006 at 5:40 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Jake: "Thank God I'm an atheist" LOL. I agree, Christian teachings have been hijacked by a small powerful group who's anything but Christian.

Anonymous: The Fire of the Lord will rain down upon you :)

Just joshing.

March 25, 2006 at 6:41 PM  
Blogger I.M. Dedd said...

Damn, that's classic.

I'm gonna market my own...called "It's Not Christ: Recovering Christians Tell Their Story."

And I'll sell mine for $9.00.

And I'll send gay guys door to door.

In the midwest.

March 26, 2006 at 1:51 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

I.M. Dedd: Sounds like a great idea. Hope you'll have good health coverage and life insurance for the people you send door-to-door in the midwest. It's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it.

March 26, 2006 at 2:19 PM  
Blogger Kitchen Window Woman said...

No one ever mentions the "Christian Adgenda". Gay people aren't a threat to American freedom but Christians with adgendas are! I just joined the American Humanist Association (Kurt Vonnegut, and Issac Asimov was a member, too) and the Interfaith Alliance (Walter Chronkite). Both are organizations that are working to protect religious freedom, social justice, human rights, and individual liberty. I guess I won't be dropping ten bucks on God's hateful anti-gay video!

March 26, 2006 at 3:45 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Kitchen Window Woman: You're right. I have no idea what the "Gay" agenda could possibly be (or the heterosexual agenda for that matter). I can't believe how much time and energy these people are devoting to such a tiny insignificant issue.

The American Humanist Association sounds interesting. Anything with Kurt Vonnegut as a member has to be worthy.

March 26, 2006 at 4:12 PM  
Blogger Gun-Toting Liberal said...

This is a blasphemous blog! Demons be gone!!!

March 27, 2006 at 8:23 AM  
Blogger Jimbo Big Toe said...

For the easy installments of $19.99 I guarantee I can turn hot sexy lesbian couples into bisexual couples. If your one of the first 500 purchasers you get ½ off plus the nifty handy dandy nose clippers at no extra charge. Order Now!

March 27, 2006 at 9:32 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Gun-Toting Liberal: Ah yes, demons and blasphemy. Can't live without 'em.

Jimbo Big Toe: Sounds like a great offer. I'll see if I have any money left over after I've purchased that DVD from the American Family Association.

March 27, 2006 at 11:18 AM  

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