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Sunday, June 11, 2006

Environmentalists Are Homosexuals

Dimwitted rednecks and rightwing mouthbreathers have known this for years. And now the American Family Association has confirmed it.

The environmental movement is just a front for the homosexual agenda. As you know, their agenda is to weaken the moral fiber of this great nation and bring her to her knees.

The Environmental Protection Agency is celebrating Gay and Lesbian Pride Month. Their slogan is “Pride, Not Prejudice.” Now that’s just more Jesus-hating perverted decadence than any decent Christian should have to put up with.

“Pride, Not Prejudice”?!?!? Goddamnit, the Bible says to HATE. Come on, Christians, it's time to do what we have to do. We need to bring out the Hatred.

Fortunately, the American Family Association has stepped in to fill the moral vacuum. They've organized an e-mailing campaign to persuade the EPA to stop this treasonous activity.

Please click here to tell President Bush and the EPA Administrator what you think. The text of this e-mail can be modified. Now I’m not suggesting anything (Wink! Wink!), but if you wanted to change the text and send a different message…


Blogger Mike V. said...

I am on their email list for just that reason.

I get crap from them, take the text that they provide and use my own.

At least I can cancel out some religious freak..

June 11, 2006 at 11:36 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Mike: Yup, it's good to "Know Your Enemy" as Sun Tzu said. Plus it's fun to change the wording on their e-mails. Might as well use their own bandwidth as a tool against them.

June 11, 2006 at 12:04 PM  
Blogger Kitchen Window Woman said...

'Tis done. What fun!

June 11, 2006 at 12:05 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Kitchen Window Woman: Thanks. Yeah, it is fun.

June 11, 2006 at 12:14 PM  
Blogger J. Marquis said...

C'mon, Tom...everybody knows the original term was "Tree Bugger".

June 11, 2006 at 12:31 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

J. Marquis: Tree Bugger -- LOL.

June 11, 2006 at 2:31 PM  
Blogger citizen shelly said...

Yes, I wish more of MY tax dollars went to war instead, and killin' folks instead of to them damn peaceful gay people.

I love your emphasis on impeachment!

Who do you think should replace Bush if he's impeached though? The problem is, Cheney would be worse. So would nearly everyone else down the line. I'm wondering how we impeach ALL of them.

June 11, 2006 at 5:48 PM  
Blogger Dawn Benko said...


June 11, 2006 at 7:13 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Shelley: Yeah, impeachment is a dilemma, but I still think it needs to be done. It would show that a corrupt president is accountable and not above the law. And if there was enough evidence to impeach and convict Bush, chances are Cheney would be gone too. One can hope and dream, anyway.

Dawn: I wasn't sure if "Yikes" was directed at the American Family Association or my post, until I checked out your blog. Let's see, an Ann Coulter fan who thinks global warming is a myth and liberalism equals socialism -- OK, you answered my question.

June 11, 2006 at 8:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yes, Tom.

I have noticed that you have advocated the abolition of private property rights and the contol by the state of all the means of production.

bad Tom, bad!

June 12, 2006 at 10:06 AM  
Blogger Mike V. said...

That was me, BTW.
Accidentally used ANON.

June 12, 2006 at 10:11 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Mike: Yup, I've been revealed for the evil agent that I am. The overthrow of the U.S. government, nationalization of all industries, imprisonment of all capitalist roaders -- those are my goals.

June 12, 2006 at 12:37 PM  
Blogger Ricardo said...

I hate the AFA and never knew there were so many stupid people in this country.

June 12, 2006 at 1:16 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Ricardo: I agree with both of those statements.

June 12, 2006 at 4:19 PM  
Blogger ariadneK, Ph.D. said...

HAHAHAHAHA!!! This post gave me my ever-coveted "Monday smile" (which can be a difficult thing to come by indeed). You fucking rock. :-)

June 12, 2006 at 8:06 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Ariadnek, Ph.D.: Cool. Thanks.

June 12, 2006 at 9:25 PM  

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