Gathering of the Faithful
If you think pagans, feminists and homosexuals are a threat to America’s moral fiber, mark your calendar for September 22nd through 24th. In Washington, D.C. there’ll be a gathering of decent Christians who feel exactly the way you do.
The Family Research Council, American Family Association and Mouthbreathers For Torquemada are sponsoring the Washington Briefing. Click here to register and to get information on all the fun-filled events. From the Pagan Toss to the Witches' Drowning Pool — there'll be good clean fun for the whole family.
As their website says: “This is more than a conference. It’s a call to ACTION!” You’ll get to hear — In Person! — such living legends as William “The Gambler” Bennett, Man Coulter, Sean “Dude Where’s My Forehead” Hannity, Newt Gingrich and Electrodes “Alberto” Gonzales.
Whooooeeeee!!!! Are you getting hot yet??
In addition to being mesmerized by such visionary speakers, you’ll also have a chance to sponsor a student activist for only $50! As the slogan on their website says: “To Prepare the Leaders of tomorrow, we must start training today.” Amen!
If you want to play a role in keeping America a Fundamentalist Christian nation, as God intended, you MUST attend this important event.
Bring your snakes.