Who Hijacked Our Country

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

George W. Bush: “I Haven’t Learned a F#$%%#! Thing in the Past Five Years!”

When laboratory rats are led to a tunnel that contains cheese, these rats will continue to go back to that same tunnel expecting to find more cheese. But they’ll only do this for awhile. After a point, if they no longer find cheese in the tunnel, the rats will get the drift and they’ll stop going into that tunnel to look for cheese.

If only the President of the United States could be a rat. This Presidential Rat would be a whole lot smarter than the F#!$%#&*&%#$#!! who currently occupies the White House.

It’s bad enough that Bush and his puppetmasters deceived us into the Iraqi invasion 4-½ years ago. But it’s even scarier that almost five years later, the White House Puppet still believes his own phony rhetoric. Most of the 9/11 hijackers were from Eye-Rack, and Saddam bin Hussein Laden was their leader. We've gotta fight them over there so we don’t have to fight them over here. And now that we've killed almost 4,000 American soldiers and hundreds of thousands of Iraqi civilians, America is safer than she’s ever been.

AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!! Don’t you just want to grab that stupid dense obtuse little F#!$%&*!#$#!! by the lapels and shake and shake and shake some sense into that thick skull?!?!?!?!?

Barely 25% of the American population still believes Bush’s non-stop drivel. That’s about the same as the percentage that believes the sun revolves around the Earth. Coincidence?

The entire White House needs a colonoscopy. And this time, get every last one of those polyps outta there.

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Anonymous romunov said...

Perhaps you need to put a lot of cheese in the White house. Perhaps rats will replace the current Rodentia?

July 25, 2007 at 2:47 AM  
Blogger BaxtersMum said...

yes, yes, and YES.

The only thing that gives me pause is if we put someone in that office in 2008 that spews the same party rhetoric.

No one has said whether Cheney is going to run in 08 yet. Am I the only one who is terrified of this prospect?

July 25, 2007 at 6:02 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Romunov: Not a bad idea. It couldn't make things any worse.

Baxter's Mum: I doubt if Cheney could possibly get elected, even with Karl Rove's bag of tricks. Cheney's M.O. would more likely be to have Bush eliminated and then take over the White House. That's not a very comforting thought, is it.

July 25, 2007 at 10:57 AM  
Blogger Geezer Power said...

Hi Tom

I feel sorry for the Doc that has to remove those ugly polyps, but it has to be done. The WH smells to high heaven...

July 24...In this WH video Duhbub mentions Al Qaida 95 times


July 25, 2007 at 12:02 PM  
Blogger Suzie-Q (S-Q) said...

Idiot in charge and the country has gone down with him!

July 25, 2007 at 1:14 PM  
Anonymous JollyRoger said...

It would be nice if we could extricate the poo-flinging monkey from his Oval Nursery digs.

As for the "twenty percenters," I swore off trying to be civil to them some time ago and my civility is likely to never return. Those scumbags joined a monkey to help destroy my country. They've done more damage than Osama could have imagined.

July 25, 2007 at 1:28 PM  
Blogger Larry said...

Those idiots think the people are still so stupid, that the same old rhetoric will work.

The same lies told day after day will eventually prove untrue.

How hard is that for the neocons to figure out!

July 25, 2007 at 2:29 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Geezer Power: You're right, I sure don't envy that doctor. Thanks for the link; I'll check out that video. Mentioning al Qaeda 95 times -- I believe it. It's the only soundbite Dumbya has left.

Suzie-Q (S-Q): Idiot in charge, that's for sure. I hope the country can recover after he's gone.

Jolly Roger: Yup, those 20 percenters are the real terrorists. People have always said that the country would be destroyed from within and not from without, and the 20 percenters are trying to do just that.

Larry: Yeah, the neocons are projecting their own stupidity and gullibility onto the public. I can't believe that even 20% of the population is still buying their bullshit, but at least the percentage keeps diminishing.

July 25, 2007 at 3:29 PM  
Blogger Damien said...

Dude now I'm just feeling sad for the guy, one minute he's the next big thing, the toast of the party at any given beltway party then whammo hes the conservative equivalent of the hanta virus.

Guess that rat is gonna starve.

July 25, 2007 at 9:38 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Damien: I agree he's fallen pretty far. But I won't feel sorry for him until he's out of office.

July 25, 2007 at 9:42 PM  
Anonymous kip152 said...

You know, Bush keeps saying that historians will praise him. I wonder just how many negative adjectives they'll be able to come up with when they castigate this morally corrupt idiot.

July 25, 2007 at 9:46 PM  
Blogger LET'S TALK said...

What manner of rat is he? Can he be tricked into a trap and brought to justice or will he just find another country to run into the ground.

July 25, 2007 at 11:00 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Kip 152: If Karl Rove and Dick Cheney purchase every publishing company that writes history books, then and only then will historians write anything good about Bush. Otherwise, historians will be much more brutal to Bush than any current journalist.

Let's Talk: Ah yes, a rat trap for the rat in the White House. Bait the trap with bourbon instead of cheese -- Slam! You've got him.

July 26, 2007 at 12:56 AM  
Blogger Ricardo said...

What's scary Tom, is that he is not only dumb but shrewd. What a deadly mix.

July 26, 2007 at 9:21 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Ricardo: You're right, dumb and shrewd; that's a very scary mix indeed.

July 26, 2007 at 11:27 AM  
Blogger Mentarch said...

Tom: do I really need to say it? This *is* the Seventh Principle of Incompetence ...


July 27, 2007 at 1:48 AM  
Blogger Candace said...

Tom, the speech mentioned in the article you linked to must be the one I heard Wolf Blitzer talking about - he said in a 29-minute speech, Bush used the phrase "Al Qaeda in Iraq" NINETY FIVE TIMES.

July 27, 2007 at 5:37 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Mentarch: Yup, the Seventh Principle of Incompetence, which leads to that classic pattern of repeating the same mistakes over and over. Hey, if we invade Iran we'll be greeted as liberators...

Candace: Yes it's probably the same speech, and the same speech shown in Geezer Power's video link. Bush does just 2 things in that speech: mentioning al Qaeda and trying to kiss ass with the military personnel in his audience. The sucking up doesn't work at all; you can tell by his strained expression that he doesn't mean a word of it.

July 27, 2007 at 11:32 AM  
Blogger Snave said...

WEll, the Republicans baited Clinton because they knew his weaknesses. He lied, lied, lied... and heck, they were even able to get him impeached, and it was really over blowjobs as much as it was about lying.

What are Bush's weaknesses? From what I have read, he has an extremely quick temper. Maybe someone could publicly goad him into having a verbal tirade, laced with swear words. That would be pretty cool. Couldn't impeach him for that, but it would probably cut his already low approval rating in half.

He probably has a yearning for alcohol. If only some member of the media would report on the guy being snockered, and get some good pictures of it. Again, that would lose a lot more of his support.

The way things are going, the left may not need to impeach Bush and Cheney. As long as the media reports on the administration's problems, the record will speak for itself. The Senate needs to keep issuing subpoenas, and the left needs to do some positive media spinning for the Senate's efforts.

July 28, 2007 at 12:06 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Snave: I think there was an incident in late '05 when Bush blew up at a reporter and stormed off the stage. There were also reports around that time that he was hitting the bourbon again. I'm not sure how accurate those reports were. I think that was around the time that book Bush On The Couch came out, and that probably spurred lots of reports of Bush's temper tantrums and booze binges, whether they were true or not.

In any case, the same media that bored us with every detail of Clinton's private life should be doing the same for Bush. The papparazzi should be getting up in his face; the National Enquirer should be running headlines about Bush and Condi and Laura and Karl. What's sauce for the goose...

July 28, 2007 at 1:28 AM  

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