Since Congress Has No Spine, YOU Have To Prop Them Up

Like most Americans, you’re probably disgusted, sick with fury — to the point of wanting to just shake and slap some sense into these useless buttwipes —at our invertebrate Congress for being, well, invertebrates. Jellyfish! These douchebags work for us! Are we paying them a 6-figure salary — out of OUR tax dollars — to collapse like a house of cards whenever George Johnny Walker Bush glares at them?? Fuck No!!!

We The People elected these Democrats to Congress last November with the understanding that they would get us out of Iraqmire and start draining the swamp — start cleaning up the most corrupt festering shitstained putrid administration in our country’s history.

But NOOO!!!!!

When the Bourbon King said “y’all can't go on vacation ‘til you bend over for me,” well, let’s just say that loud rumbling and crashing you heard was the sound of several hundred Congresspersons falling to the floor in some very, uh, obscene positions. There's nothing more pitiful than hearing your “representatives” pleading in unison “Do me, Mr. President!!”

Your tax dollars at work.

But the good news is, it’s NOT too late. We CAN still undo the damage caused by these cheap sleazy disease-carrying hookers who are pretending they work for us. They do!!!

And here is your chance to remind them. Click here to tell these spineless boneless ball-less pusbags to either: A) Stand up to the school bully, who can't fight his way out of a paper bag anyway; or B) tuck their tails between their legs and walk away from the highly paid highly skilled jobs that they're NOT qualified for.

We The People need to be Represented. NOW!!