And Jesus Said: “Invade Those Swarthy Motherfuckers”
Three months ago, Sarah Palin was reveling in the glory of our 21st Century Crusade in the Middle East. She was speaking to a group of ministry students at the Wasilla Assembly of God. Iraqmire is “a task from God,” she said.
“Our national leaders are sending them out on a task that is from God. That's what we have to make sure that we're praying for, that there is a plan and that plan is God's plan.”
I haven’t looked for the video of her speech but it’s supposed to be available at the Wasilla Assembly of God website (among other places).
She also told the ministry students that she wanted to “strike a deal” with them. While they
In addition to conquering those slimy Moslems, God’s Will also includes building a pipeline to bring North Slope natural gas to American markets. “God's will has to be done in unifying people and companies to get that gas line built, so pray for that.”
I can't remember which part of the Bible it was from, but who could forget that stirring passage where Jesus said: “Get those fuckin’ trees and animals out of the way and build that Goddamn pipeline. NOW, Asshole!”
cross-posted at Bring It On!