Get Those Icky Bush Stains Out NOW
Don’t you just hate when this happens? You think you’ve got a Constitutional right that’s been clearly spelled out, and then Dumbya shits on it. Well, now you have a remedy. Just dab on a little Bush-Stain Remover™ and — Presto! You have your Constitution back, good as new.
Or maybe the environment has been ruined because that spoiled fratboy puked all over it. Wipe off those second-hand bourbon stains NOW, with Bush-Stain Remover™. It’s never been so easy.
Bush-Stain Remover™ was invented twelve years ago and it’s only been used once. But experts are predicting that starting early next year, this exciting new product will be everywhere.
Restrictions apply. Bush-Stain Remover™ cannot be used before January 20, 2009. Product will only remove stains that were deposited after May 2008.
cross-posted at Bring It On!