George H.W. Bush: Shut the Fuck Up!
Everybody, all together now — put your index fingers together in the form of a cross, direct all of your energy toward ex-president Bush 41, and scream (silently) “NOOOOO!!!!”
Earlier today, Bush 41 spoke the Unspeakable. The Unthinkable! Blasphemy!
In an interview, he said he’d like to see Jeb Bush become president. “
OK, you know the drill. Index fingers together — “NOOOOOO!!!!”
Sure it’s unfair that the entire Bush Crime Family’s image has been tarnished by George Johnny Walker Bush. Life is unfair. Hey, David Berkowitz has a younger brother, Biff, who would like to come and work for your company. Aw, come on now, you’re not gonna pre-judge him because of his sickfuck brother, are you?
Supposedly, if you go to Georgia and your last name is Sherman, you’ll get the cold shoulder from everybody just because of your name. I’ve never known if that’s true or just an urban legend. But the fact remains, certain last names are mud. And rightly so.
For years, bloggers and columnists have been guessing what would happen to the Bush Crime Family. Maybe Dumbya would be tried for High Crimes and Misdemeanors. Or the whole family might flee to their huge compound in Paraguay, where they could become South America’s problem. Sort of an international version of the bus therapy that cities use for homeless people.
But having another Bush offspring shitting all over the White House?
NOOOOO!!!!
cross-posted at Bring It On!
Labels: President Jeb Bush
posted by Tom Harper @ 4:00 PM
24 Comments:
I read about this earlier and I had thought it was an Onion article; it was so absurd, but then I realized that yes, the Elder Bush wants a dynasty to follow him. And you know what is scary--I bet there are people out there who would vote for him.
And even if Jeb wises up and stays in daddy's oil biz and makes a few million, there is probably offspring of Jeb or...NEIL, yeah that winner, to taunt us for another generation. Fuck.
I almost threw up when I first heard about this. But, like "Enemy" said, there are people who would vote for him. It's getting to the point where some folks are so fed up they're thinking, if the voters are that stupid then this country deserves what it gets. And these folks are making plans to move to another country.
Time to test the old man for Alzheimer's.
And people think having a president named Barak Obama sounds funny -- oh, Jeb Bush would be a BIG improvement...sounds like some redneck whoremonger.
So, when does the media narrative about this being the Smart Bush® start, yesterday, or last week?
The party has become far to radicalized for even the likes of Jeb to gain any foothold in a serious presidential bid. They are going to cling to Palin and I say let them. it will be their demise.
Yikes! That's frightening. Jeb is a dumbass, even by Dumbya's standards. The last thing we need is another Republican in office, let alone a fucking Shrub. They've fucked things up enough for a few generations.
Special needs child indeed ;-)
I was going to leave a wry comment, but I've decided to go and bang my head on the concrete foundation of my house instead.
Enemy: You're right, this does sound like something out of the Onion, or Lampoon Magazine (I don't even know if that still exists).
And yes, Jeb's son George P. Bush has been touted as a future political leader. We'll never be rid of those scumbags.
Kate: Like the saying goes, "we get the government we deserve." Unfortunately it's the stupid people who deserve a shitty government, but we all get stuck with it.
Rockync: Yes, Alzheimer's might explain this. Or maybe he's suffering from some of those side effects that those pharmaceutical ads are always warning us about.
Randal: Ah yes, SmartBush. Billboards will say "he's not as dumb as his brother."
Ricardo: Unfortunately, I think Jeb is enough of a chameleon that he'll adopt all the slogans of the Far Right if he needs to. Whatever group is pulling the strings, Jeb will say what they want to hear. Jeb and Sarah Palin in 2012. (Ak, not even as a joke.)
Carlos: Yup, the Bush family needs to be totally banished from the political scene. They've had too many chances and they've blown every one.
Paul: Sometimes that feels like the only solution.
Tom, you're right, great minds DO think alike!
I like the idea of them moving to Paraquay, and becoming South America's problem. They have lots of friends down there, you know - Pinochet (wait, isn't he finally dead? Didn't HW help put that fucker in power?), Noriega (didn't HW help put that fucker in power too?).
Good post - I'm doing the crossed fingers drill as we speak :)
From the guy who brought us Dan Quayle as VP and the Bin Laden family as business partners......he's an excellent judge of character.
Bee: Yeah, the Bush family would fit right in in Paraguay; probably most of South America. A few powerful corrupt families that control everything -- what's not to love. No wonder Republicans hate those leftist governments in Venezuela and Bolivia.
Lew: Ah yes, if you liked Dan Quayle and the bin Ladens, you'll love President Jeb Bush.
Hey Jeb Bush for president, and Neil Bush for Secretary of the Treasury! Marvin Bush can run the Federal Reserve!
Nah. Let's opt for the bus therapy.
Snave: Yup, one big happy family with Jeb, Marvin and Neil at the controls. You're right -- give 'em all bus therapy.
One word leaps to mind: ludicrous.
You might recall that my prophylactic measure for this is a constitutional amendment making it illegal for any direct descendant of George H.W. and Barbara Bush to serve as president or vice president — until the end of time.
There's a scene from 2001 seared into my memory. Joyous Pappy Bush was interviewed just after the Supremes' crooked decision naming his evil spawn president was announced. Pappy assured everyone his boy would make a GREAT president, and that everyone was gonna love him, love the job he was gonna do.
That's the kind of judgment George H.W. Bush is good for. And now, he wants to do it again.
Well, here's another prophylactic measure: deport the whole crackpot lot of them — to Iraq.
The rapist wants another go at the ravaged girl. What a surprise.
The Bush family has been detestable scum for a century now. Inbred Nazi elitists who have loyalty to no one, and nothing, but themselves.
SW: I like your constitutional amendment, and the idea of deporting the whole shitload of them to Iraq. Yes, I remember when Bush 41 was gushing over his son's "election" and saying what a great president he'd make.
JR: Good analogy. Yup, the Bush family's evil-doings go back at least to the 1930s, probably earlier. Enough is enough.
Jesus GAWD. [sigh] Let's launch the Bush clan into outer space. The country's had enough.
And I'm going to find a way to work "redneck whoremonger" into a sentence this week.
I'd like "bus therapy" for the whole Bush clan if it meant being RUN OVER by a bus!
Miss Kitty: Yes, a space launching. Good riddance to the whole clan. I'll check out your blog to look for "redneck whoremonger."
Anonymous: Works for me.
NOOOOOOOOOO!!! I'm with rockync--time to screen Papa Bush for Alzheimer's.
MHP: I'd guess either Alzheimer's, or just the side effects from being sheltered, pampered and trustfunded for too many decades. A person can afford to be completely clueless when they've spent their whole lives being sheltered and protected from the problems that affect real people.
Tom wrote: "A person can afford to be completely clueless when they've spent their whole lives being sheltered and protected from the problems that affect real people."
Well, there we come to a real irony. Pappy Bush wasn't sheltered from George W., and reportedly for awhile was really disgusted with him. Then, the GOP, "liberal" media and Supremes saw to it the rest of us got our turn.
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