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Monday, December 07, 2009

Millions Attending Sarah Palin’s Book Signings

As usual, the leftwing lamestream media is under-reporting and downplaying the attendance at Sarah Palin’s recent book-signings. Her public gatherings have been attended by MILLIONS of patriotic Americans who believe in God and Hard Work and Freedom and the Christian values that made America the great nation she is today.

The liberal media is trying to tell us that “several hundred” people attended Sarah’s book-signing in Iowa over the weekend. Commie liars!

These exclusive Fox News photos will show you the real story.

Here’s a picture of her book-signing yesterday in Iowa. Does this look like “several hundred people” to you?

Wherever Sarah goes, huge throngs of patriots gather to worship her and hang on her every word.

And contrary to another liberal myth, Sarah Palin also has millions of Black followers. So there.

And speaking of Sarah Palin — one of the umpteen colleges she attended was in Hawaii. She only stayed there for one semester because the presence of “too many Asians” made her feel uncomfortable. But she could see Tahiti from her dorm.

In other news, the GOP has now become a third party. Literally. In a question about a hypothetical election, respondents were asked which party they’d choose. The three choices were: Democrat, Republican or the Tea Party candidate (even though there’s no such party).

36% said Democrat; 23% said Tea Party and 18% said Republican. Going, going...

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Blogger lisa said...

She must be popular if the left keeps talking about her. I noticed when the media realized how much popularity her book signings were getting they stopped bringing attention to them.
That's what they do in Iran the government don't allow the media to show any dissent but here they do it voluntarily.

December 7, 2009 at 5:30 PM  
Blogger Lew Scannon said...

Palin's book is selling millions of copies, yet Publisher's Weekly doesn't even list it in the non-fiction top ten. They must not be taking into account the ones the NewsMax is giving away for free.

December 7, 2009 at 6:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Asians make her uncomfortable? Why not she's a conservative and a Republican. Do the math, they are a high majority white party and that not by accident.

This Tea Party thing could be interesting:

Republicans have been trying to ride their coattails since the beginning and now it looks like the Baggers can tell the difference. This could also split any conservative vote if they were in a race,

A Shame.


December 7, 2009 at 9:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lisa writes like the Twitter Quitter talks; making no sense whatsoever.

December 7, 2009 at 11:20 PM  
Anonymous S.W. Anderson said...

That bit about Sarahbellum being put off by so many (surprise!) Hawaiians (who are not Asians) and Asian types that she bailed out of attending college in Hawaii just amazes me. Seems to me any normal young woman would consider the chance to go to college in Hawaii a dream come true.

Makes me wonder if as governor of Alaska Palin got the creeps when in the midst of Eskimos and Aleuts. Then again, maybe she just avoided them.

As for Fox reporting on Palin's crowds and book sales, since when does accuracy have anything to do with anything on Fox?

December 8, 2009 at 12:21 AM  
Anonymous Jess said...

Lisa said blabbity blabbity, Bible Spice is being picked on and the left are just a bunch of big old meanies :(((

Oh yeah Lisa we are all about emulating Iran here in the US. We keep talking about her, because every day she takes stupid and lying to a new level. If she is only going to towns that support her, that is not popularity that is chickening out because of dissenting views.

December 8, 2009 at 7:13 AM  
Anonymous Thomas said...

Again, I don't discount the existence of the document. I do question it's authorship. How can someone who clearly cannot read write a tome so massive as 400 pages?

December 8, 2009 at 10:18 AM  
Blogger lisa said...

I know Jess she is such a dumbass and Obama is such a Rhodes Scholar.

December 8, 2009 at 11:44 AM  
Anonymous Jess said...

No I don't believe Obama received a Rhodes scholarship. You could do a quick google but the ones I know off the top of my head are The Clenis, Vitter, Chelsea Clinton, Kris Kristofersson(sp) and Sigourney Weaver. I could go look it up but I don't feel like it. As for La Palin, well yeah she is a dumbass, thanks for the honesty in that one snippet.

December 8, 2009 at 12:24 PM  
Blogger Holte Ender said...

Palin is popular just like Paris Hilton is popular, famous for being famous, famous saying dumb things, famous for having hordes of nincompoops following her around, famous for quitting half way through an important job, famous for losing NY23, famous for being compared to Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck.

December 8, 2009 at 1:21 PM  
Blogger Dave Dubya said...

Sarah is very popular with the sub-average IQ folks. I just watched the C-SPAN coverage of her Cincinnati book signing and was amazed at the ignorance and stupidity of her cult. They worship her "intellegence, integrity and honesty". Of course they were all indoctrinated by Fox.

“No country and no people can be free and ignorant at the same time.” Thomas Jefferson

“Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.” – John Stuart Mill

December 8, 2009 at 2:25 PM  
Anonymous S.W. Anderson said...

No, Lisa, Obama was a Harvard scholar. Bill Clinton was a Rhodes scholar.

December 8, 2009 at 2:33 PM  
Anonymous Bee said...

Tea Party = split the GOP like a piece of firewood.

Works for me :)

December 8, 2009 at 4:27 PM  
Blogger lisa said...

I know Clinton was. I also know a guy who can't read that made himself a millionare. Go figure.

December 8, 2009 at 5:42 PM  
Blogger lisa said...

Bee the democrats aren't all that unified either unless they are taken to the wood shed.

December 8, 2009 at 5:44 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Lisa: Actually you have a point (I hate to admit it). I try not to give rightwing demagogues more power by writing about them. But Sarah Palin is just too funny. Her comments are mannerisms are funnier than any imitation Tina Fey ever did. But she gets more publicity every time people make fun of her.

Lew: The bargain bins should be overflowing with her book.

Erik: Republicans have made this bed themselves; now they get to lie in it. If they were smart they would've kept their distance from the teabaggers and birthers and tenthers. Now they're about to be consumed by them.

Anonymous: The Twitter Quitter, LOL.

SW: I think Alaska has a lot of racial tensions between whites and Indians and Eskimos. I'm sure Sarah Palin has added to those tensions, even if her husband has a tiny bit of Native American blood.

Jess: Good point. If Sarah Palin had the courage of her convictions she'd do a booksigning in Berkeley.

Thomas: No doubt the book was ghostwritten. It must have taken the real writer forever to delete all the "you betcha's" and "gosh darn its" and all the run-on sentences.

Holte: Good comparison. Paris Hilton might be smarter though.

Dave: There's a video going around the intertubes, showing interviews with people while they're waiting for her at a booksigning. Their stupidity is beyond belief. The interviewer keeps asking them what they like about Palin, and all they can say is "Freedom!" "She's about being a Christian," "Her values," etc. Not one of them can give an articulate answer.

Bee: "split the GOP like a piece of firewood." Works for me too. The sooner the quicker.

December 8, 2009 at 8:01 PM  
Blogger Ricardo said...

People like talking about Sarah Palin much like the media fixated on the likes of Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. They love a train wreck.

December 8, 2009 at 8:57 PM  
Anonymous Carlos said...

Lisa: The media stopped giving her attention after the novelty of the story wore off - just like everything else. When was the last time you saw a Michael Jackson story? A story about those two wayward pilots?

December 9, 2009 at 2:52 AM  
Blogger lisa said...

Speaking of Train Wrecks- Obama was well edumicated and look at the job he's doing.

December 9, 2009 at 7:16 AM  
Blogger Randal Graves said...

But Ricardo, don't you understand, the more we talk about her, the more the magical forces of the cosmos will change our hatred into Jesusy love and with that Jesusy love, she will ride into the White House in January 2013 to save us from ourselves! Amen!

December 9, 2009 at 7:34 AM  

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