Millions Attending Sarah Palin’s Book Signings

As usual, the leftwing lamestream media is under-reporting and downplaying the attendance at Sarah Palin’s recent book-signings. Her public gatherings have been attended by MILLIONS of patriotic Americans who believe in God and Hard Work and Freedom and the Christian values that made America the great nation she is today.

The liberal media is trying to tell us that “several hundred” people attended Sarah’s book-signing in Iowa over the weekend. Commie liars!

These exclusive Fox News photos will show you the real story.

Here’s a picture of her book-signing yesterday in Iowa. Does this look like “several hundred people” to you?

Wherever Sarah goes, huge throngs of patriots gather to worship her and hang on her every word.

And contrary to another liberal myth, Sarah Palin also has millions of Black followers. So there.

And speaking of Sarah Palin — one of the umpteen colleges she attended was in Hawaii. She only stayed there for one semester because the presence of “too many Asians” made her feel uncomfortable. But she could see Tahiti from her dorm.

In other news, the GOP has now become a third party. Literally. In a question about a hypothetical election, respondents were asked which party they’d choose. The three choices were: Democrat, Republican or the Tea Party candidate (even though there’s no such party).

36% said Democrat; 23% said Tea Party and 18% said Republican. Going, going...