Who Hijacked Our Country

Thursday, July 01, 2010

NRA Says NO to Kagan. Case Closed. Next!

Just to keep up appearances, the Senate will probably continue their “debate” over whether to confirm Kagan for the Supreme Court. But it’s already a done deal. The organization with the tightest scrotal grip on the largest number of politicians — yes, the NRA — has tightened its grip and issued a stern warning.

Do NOT confirm Kagan, or your political career is toast.

OK, on to next nominee…

You know what they say about those sickfucks who torture animals — that these same shitwads will go from torturing animals to committing crimes against people.

Is there any truth to this? Let’s have a look.



Blogger Lew Scannon said...

Two groups I'm fairly sure that Michael Vick is a member of are the ASPCA and the NRA.
As for Kagan, I wasn't thrilled with her as a choice anyway, as she seemed too ensconced in the corpocracy to be a true progressive.

July 1, 2010 at 3:38 PM  
Blogger Beekeepers Apprentice said...

And what happens when the NRA, whose members outnumber all law enforcement and active military 2 to 1, decides that squeezing the scrotum just isn't enough anymore?

July 1, 2010 at 4:56 PM  
Anonymous Tim said...

He's innocent!!!
look at that little puddin face.
Like a little lamb I tells ya...

May I have a few moments alone with dat nice Man...Oh Please...

July 1, 2010 at 6:23 PM  
Blogger Lew Scannon said...

Oops! I meant to say two groups I'm fairly sure Michael Vick is not a member of are the ASPCA and the NRA. Sorry about that.

July 1, 2010 at 6:56 PM  
Anonymous Jolly Roger said...

The NRA doesn't lose too many of them, but they'll lose this one. It doesn't really matter, as long as the hack squad remains on the job.

July 1, 2010 at 10:04 PM  
Anonymous S.W. Anderson said...

Q: Does a person have to be a paranoid-personality type with attitude to belong to the NRA?

A: The NRA welcomes anyone's membership dues and contributions, but to really fit in, the answer is yes!

July 1, 2010 at 11:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is my Favorite NRA Story

In 1992 Rapper Ice-T came out with a song called Cop Killa. This song was vigorously opposed by Police, Politicians and Tipper Gore. It was thought this song would encourage people to shoot cops. The NRA decided to job on the bandwagon and protested the song as well. The Record Company decided to pull it.

While the NRA is calling itself the friend of the police because of its protest of the song, they wanted you to forget at that same time they were lobbying congress for the right to carry armor piercing bullets. These bullets slice right through a bullet proof vest.

Perhaps you’ve heard of them by another name:

“Cop Killers!”


July 2, 2010 at 1:37 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Lew: True, Kagan is "too ensconced in the corpocracy." That's the only reason she has a chance to be confirmed by the Corporate Senate.

Bee: Hmmm, the NRA's post scrotum-squeezing phase: not sure I want to go there.

Tim: Yes, I have to agree, looking at that innocent little face.

JR: I think the NRA will lose this one. They can purchase Congress but so far they haven't been able to stack the Supreme Court.

SW: Without knowing much about the NRA, they sound like equal parts paranoia and shrewd political strategy.

Erik: I don't think I ever heard that song Cop Killer, but I remember all the uproar over it. I didn't remember that the NRA joined the protests against it. But that's typical rightwing reasoning -- a song about a cop killer is more dangerous than the armor-piercing bullets that can actually kill cops.

July 2, 2010 at 12:42 PM  
Anonymous Jolly Roger said...

Really? It's a great song, Ice-T with a metal band called "Body Count."

I loved it. Really did :)

July 3, 2010 at 1:01 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

JR: I like what I've heard by Ice-T; I should look for Cop Killer on YouTube. I remember Body Count did part of the soundtrack on Colors (Sean Penn and Robert Duvall).

July 3, 2010 at 4:08 PM  

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