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Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Is Newt Gingrich Mentally Ill?

Chris Matthews vaguely alluded to this on Hardball last night. He was going over a few of Gingrich’s recent sickass quotes, and then said something like “do you think he’s OK?”

Come to think of it…

Maybe this twisted sack of shit needs sympathy instead of scorn and hatred. Maybe he’s just sick and not really a demented scheming megalomaniac. As you remember, Gingrich led the impeachment drive against Bill Clinton — for having an affair and disgracing the Oval Office — while simultaneously having an affair himself and disgracing the position of Speaker of the House. Maybe he has an undiagnosed case of full-blown schizophrenia.

When he served divorce papers on his wife while she was in the hospital with cancer, maybe he was suffering from a rare mental illness.

Is Gingrich suffering from just another case of Obama Derangement Syndrome, or does he have permanent brain damage?

Is he sick? Or just a sickfuck?

Newt, America cares. Please seek the professional help you need — you shit-stirring bottom-feeding lowlife son-of-a-bitch.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

More letters need to be written as Conservatives like Cheney and Mosbacher have gay children or relatives that enjoy their right wing protection.


September 21, 2010 at 10:52 PM  
Anonymous S.W. Anderson said...

Gingrich is a cynical, scheming self-promoter. In his heart of hearts, I don't think he gives a happy damn about religion, about whether Jethro has to go through life without his AK-47, or who rubs bodies with who. Gingrich craves wealth and power, and he will say and do whatever it takes get them.

Being selfish, ruthless, unscrupulous, dishonest and deceitful doesn't necessarily equate with being mentally ill. In his case it does equate with being an insufferable, twisted sack of shit, as you so aptly put it.

Professional help wouldn't do Newt any good, but if it was in the form of a private detective keeping tabs on his activities, that might do his latest wife some good. If I was her, I wouldn't go another day without one.

September 22, 2010 at 12:31 AM  
Anonymous Jolly Roger said...

I think that anyone so completely devoid of humanity as this walking retrovirus is has to have something wrong with him, but the question is, of course: what? Did Daddy beat him about the head a lot as a kid? Did Uncle Fred bend him over behind the barn? Did he see Mommy in bed with a whole lot of guys he was introduced to as "Mommy's special friend?"

Finding out what makes this shitstain tick would be an excellent basis for a thesis.

September 22, 2010 at 5:13 AM  
Anonymous Omnipotent Poobah said...

"Is Newt Gingrich Mentally Ill?"...I sure hope so. The thought of anyone freely being such an asscake is scary as hell.

September 22, 2010 at 5:23 AM  
Blogger Randal Graves said...


Next question.

September 22, 2010 at 7:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is the Pope a Catholic nazi?

September 22, 2010 at 8:32 AM  
Anonymous Thomas said...

Has anyone noticed that, in election cycles when Newt's not presumed to be seeking office, he actually becomes a bit more reasonable but then becomes another ultra-right wing blowhard as soon as someone suggests he might actually be able to land a job?

September 22, 2010 at 3:08 PM  
Anonymous Screamin' Mimi said...

Hmmm . . . "sick" vs. "sickfuck" -- excellent question. Personally, I believe Newt could have single-handedly turned Mother Teresa into an abortionist.

September 22, 2010 at 3:30 PM  
Blogger Beekeepers Apprentice said...

Does a bear shit in the woods??

:) Of course he's mentally ill.

Hey, whenever I visit here, I have to go through the malware alert. It's originating from


I run through google chrome, which is pretty sophisticated at sniffing this stuff out.

September 22, 2010 at 3:35 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Erik: That double standard will be hard to get rid of. Cheney's daughter will always be sheltered, but for other people's daughters it'll still be "get outta here you $%^&!#!$%!!!"

SW: I think you're right. Gingrich wouldn't know a conviction if one bit him on the ass. It's all about power.

JR: "Walking retrovirus," LOL. That would be some interesting research, finding out what happened to him to turn him into the mutant he is today.

OP: Good point. If he's this meanspirited and powercrazed without being mentally ill, that's even worse.

Randal: Agreed.

Anonymous: Yes.

Thomas: That's interesting. I read the same thing about Jesse Helms. Depending on his audience, he could be very rational and articulate; or he could thicken up his southern accent, say "bacca" instead of "tobacco," etc.

SM: LOL. Yup, he's good at that kind of "logic."

Bee: Thanks for the information. My sitemeter shows the occasional visit from that site. I always thought it just meant somebody who has me on their blogroll was visiting my site. I'll Google that site and see what I can find out.

September 22, 2010 at 5:03 PM  
Anonymous Jess said...

Newt, according to wife #2 I believe, says he doesn't believe in anything he says, just that he needs to say it and people need to hear his message. Do as I say, not as I do type of guy.

He is just a smarmy shit, that will keep on being a smarmy shit, till he takes his last breath IMO.

September 22, 2010 at 6:34 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Jess: "till he takes his last breath..." May that day come soon.

September 22, 2010 at 7:11 PM  

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