John Boehner: “I Did Not Have Sexual Relations with That Woman, Miss Lyons”
Take that, all you two-faced Biblehumping “Values” assholes. What goes around comes around.
Allegedly, the New York Times is sitting on a story — to be released in October — that John Boehner has been having an affair with a lobbyist, Lisbeth Lyons.
Oh My God! Is this the kind of wayward immoral heathen that we want soiling the office of Speaker of the House??? Remember the GOP rallying cry against Clinton during Monicagate — “This isn’t about sex. This is about lying to the American people!”
Bring on the Fire and Brimstone.
(Here are some links to the story.)
This is just too poetic. The Republicans spent eight years throwing stones at Bill Clinton; and almost two years throwing stones at Barack Obama. It’s all they know how to do. And now it turns out they’re living in a glass house. Uh oh.
Wouldn’t it be a shame if the GOP’s glass house got shattered to smithereens. Let the smear campaign begin.
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