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Monday, May 30, 2011

Mayor Jack Scott: Dickhead of the Year

Along with heroes and good Samaritans, every natural disaster brings out the human douchebaggery as well. Hurricane Katrina was famous for “Brownie you’re doing a heckuva job” and that Louisiana state legislator who said Katrina-related deaths “accomplished what AIDS couldn’t do.”

So far the biggest shitwad of the 2011 tornado season is the inbred mayor of Cordova, Alabama — Jack Scott. Charles Dickens couldn’t have invented a character this twisted and mean-spirited.

So let's get this straight: the town of Cordova gets devastated by a tornado — Meh. No biggie. Minor problem.

FEMA provides temporary trailers to some of the residents whose houses were destroyed — Big BIG problem. “EEWW, get those icky unsightly trailers out of here!” The town of Cordova doesn’t allow single-wide trailers, the type provided by FEMA, within the city limits. No exceptions. Your home got destroyed by a tornado? Tough shit. Sleep in the street, leave town, die, whatever.

One newly homeless resident said:

“People have to live somewhere. What's it matter if it's in a trailer?”

Another resident pointed out that other towns have ordinances against single-wide trailers, but they’re granting exceptions for a natural disaster:

“There are trailers all over here but Scott wants to clean all the trash out. He doesn't like lower-class people.”

Some of the town’s residents — population 2,000 — are circulating recall petitions against Jack Scott. That’s the least they should do. The bigger question is: how did that sack of pus ever get elected in the first place?


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19 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I AM 70..A SOLID CONSERATIVE..EX MILITARY AND CAN SEE YOU ARE A DEDICATED WATCHDOG LIBERIAL...WHICH IN THE CASE OF YOUR OPINIONS ABOUT THE DICKHEAD MAYOR IN AL.I WHOLEHEARTEDLY CONCUR..KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK...IF YOU HAVE A WAY..SEND MY COMMENTS TO THE DICKHEAD...BEST WISHES...JERRY E.

May 30, 2011 at 1:39 PM  
Blogger jadedj said...

Holy crap Tom, that has to be a first...accolades from the right.

Scott is not only a dickwad, he is a hypocritical dickwad...this from the NY Daily News:

"Apparently, the ban doesn't extend to Scott and his cronies at the Cordova City Hall: The temporary police headquarters is in a mobile home similar to the FEMA - and so is the temporary City Hall, the Birmingham News reported."

May 30, 2011 at 2:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Move along, nothing to see here...."

May 30, 2011 at 7:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe the Beautification Committee is yanking his chain or something.

After all even a Tornado Ravaged Town can be a Beautiful Town.

Erik

May 30, 2011 at 9:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Daddy-in-law sells the doublewides dontcha know.

May 30, 2011 at 9:37 PM  
Anonymous Jolly Roger said...

Down in Jethro-Land, they would vote a dog dropping into office if a R was affixed to it. Yes, this clown is even worse than dog shit, but it's no surprise.

May 30, 2011 at 11:39 PM  
Anonymous S.W. Anderson said...

Using this disaster to clear out the riff-raff is definitely what Scott is after. Cordova's obviously not Mayberry, more like something out of a bad '70's "B" movie.

May 31, 2011 at 12:41 AM  
Anonymous Carlos said...

I saw this story on the news yesterday. That fuck needs to go. Some of his comments made me want to drive over and beat the piss out of him personally.

May 31, 2011 at 7:14 AM  
Blogger Dave Dubya said...

Yes, he is a dickhead, but the year isn't half over yet. We are sure to see some bigger dickhead rise, or lower himself, to the occasion.

May 31, 2011 at 12:15 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Anonymous: Thanks for stopping by. This is one issue where conservatives and liberals can agree.

jadedj: Yup, the mayor and his cronies can live and work in trailers. That ordinance only applies to the lowly citizens who pay his salary.

Anonymous: LOL.

Erik: Yup, nevermind all the death and destruction; they can just gentrify everything.

Anonymous: I wouldn't doubt it.

JR: That's one dog dropping that needs to go.

SW: Definitely sounds like a bad "B" movie.

Carlos: I'm surprised some of the townspeople haven't already beaten the piss out of him.

Dave: No doubt, a bigger dickhead will pop up soon :)

May 31, 2011 at 2:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's the way to go big mayor. Kickem' when there down. yippie ki ya! you'll sure be the one to collect all the votes next re-election

May 31, 2011 at 7:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am a United States Naval Veteran and I'm willing to volunteer and kick his A@@. I know some good Marines who would help too.

May 31, 2011 at 7:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mayor Dickhead is a part of the problem, the attitude of men being lovers of themselves and believing that they are superior; stinks. Maybe he should be a rapper.

May 31, 2011 at 8:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope this guy gets assassinated and buried across from a trailer park.

May 31, 2011 at 9:37 PM  
Anonymous Frank Thomas said...

Die Hard Republican here.. 99.9% of the time I am totally opposed to anything you have to say.. However.. In this case you are 100% correct.. I live about 25 miles as the crow flies from Cordova.. The Tornado's that hit them missed us by less then a mile or two. Here's a chance for our President to actually show his MORAL leadership and give this worthless human being a good dressing down phone call...

Cordova Mayor's Office
74 Main Street
Cordova, AL 35550-1442
Phone: (205) 483-9266

Lets light up his phone line...

June 1, 2011 at 12:24 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Frank Thomas: Thanks for stopping by, and for the information. I think this particular issue should infuriate everybody, regardless of political affiliation.

June 1, 2011 at 7:01 PM  
Anonymous Brian said...

Not that political party matters, but this mayor is a democrat.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/may/31/the-real-heartless-politician/?sms_ss=facebook

Really it's annoying that so many people believe that republicans have a monopoly on being jackasses.

June 2, 2011 at 5:05 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Brian: Thanks for the information and the link.

I personally didn't give any thought to which party that mayor was from. Small town politics can transcend the usual party lines. In the small town where I live, there are some divisive local issues and a few "players" who think they own everything. I have no idea what party these people belong to or where they stand on national issues.

June 2, 2011 at 8:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Time for elections,I hope Drew Gilbert gets elected over Jack Scott.

July 6, 2012 at 9:48 AM  

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