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Monday, July 18, 2011

Trickle Down — The Sequel

We’ve been waiting thirty-one years for America’s wealth to start trickling down onto the other 99% of us, and I think it’s just about to happen. Oh Boy, I can’t wait!

Twenty-nine companies have more cash than the U.S. Treasury. Yeah!!! Let the trickling begin.

As we’ve all been told — we need to quit smothering the movers and shakers and producers with cumbersome regulations, and we need to reduce taxes so that the aforementioned movers and shakers will have an incentive to create jobs. If we keep on doing this over and over, at some point everything will click, and billions of new jobs will be created so fast our heads will be spinning.

It should start happening any minute now…

And now the latest news from Michele Bachmann: We’re already dead. We’ve all been dead for the past five years.

In 2006, Michele Bachmann announced that the world was about to end. Well, that settles that. You only THINK you’re still alive.

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Blogger Jerry Critter said...

Does that mean that Bachmann will be our first Zombie president? How can anyone think she is a viable presidental candidate? Oh yeah! They are not thinking.

July 18, 2011 at 1:01 PM  
Blogger Dave Dubya said...

Yesireee, any day now the trickle-down blessings from above will make me so rich I'll have to vote for Republicans.

Just last week I found a penny on the ground that trickeled down from Reagan's Heavenly ranch in the sky.

July 18, 2011 at 2:15 PM  
Blogger jadedj said...

WTF do we need jobs for if we are dead..and especially if we are dead and raptured?

But wait, now I have it...there has been no trickle down, because we are dead and were trickled up.

July 18, 2011 at 2:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As our parents used to say: "Got more money then Carters has pills!"


July 18, 2011 at 2:44 PM  
Anonymous S.W. Anderson said...

You'll see pennies from heaven before you feel any trickle-down love from the U.S. Chamber of Commerce crowd.

July 19, 2011 at 2:47 AM  
Blogger Big Mama Says said...

Yeah, dats so.

July 19, 2011 at 6:29 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Jerry: If she's a Zombie, that would explain the crazy eyes.

Dave: That penny you found was the first of many. 31 years of trickle-down is just about to start paying off big time. Hold your breath...

jadedj: That's it, we were all trickled up 5 years ago and we just don't know it yet.

Erik: I'd almost forgotten that expression.

SW: I agree, my money's on the pennies from Heaven.

July 19, 2011 at 3:55 PM  
Anonymous S.W. Anderson said...

"Does that mean that Bachmann will be our first Zombie president?"

The zombie minority isn't going to take that lying down. ;)

July 20, 2011 at 12:59 PM  

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