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Monday, January 09, 2012

Iran Not Developing Nuclear Weapons

Defense Secretary Leon Panetta said this yesterday on Face The Nation:

“I think the pressure of the sanctions, the diplomatic pressures from everywhere, Europe, the United States, elsewhere, it’s working to put pressure on them…Are they trying to develop a nuclear weapon? No.”

Sorry, chickenhawks — your wetdream has been thwarted.  It was all just a tease.

Maybe President Mitt “war is heck” Romney will attack Iran.  Until then, the warmongering inbreds will have to fly their chickenhawk flag at half mast.

Millions of keyboard warriors having their phallic war fantasies derailed — that’s a lot of frustrated people.  Chickenhawks with blueballs.  These poor pitiful creatures have spent months entertaining the most graphic dreams and images of “Ugh!  Battleships, missiles, bullets — penetrating deep deep deep into Iran!  Ugh!”

It was almost complete.  Almost, almost, almost, and then:

Not tonight, chickenhawks — the Pentagon has a headache.

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5 Comments:

Blogger Jerry Critter said...

Of the chickenhawks will say this just proves that Obama is a muzzlum...and a commie too.

January 9, 2012 at 4:50 PM  
Anonymous Jolly Roger said...

Eh. There's almost got to be some other country as helpless as Libya to attack, somewhere.

January 9, 2012 at 10:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hope Panetta is not using the same intel people that said Iraq was making weapons of mass destruction.

Erik

January 9, 2012 at 11:38 PM  
Blogger Mr. Charleston said...

Ditto Anonymous. Why would a backwards country with huge oil resources be developing enriched, weapons grade uranium if not for weapons? Iran seems to be itching for a fight. They've managed to piss off everyone except the Chinese and North Koreans.

Hope I'm wrong, but as Uncle Teddy said, walk softly and carry a big stick.

January 10, 2012 at 1:54 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Jerry: You're right, this will prove to the wingtards that Obama is a Trojan Horse, smuggled in from Kenya to destroy America.

JR: True, Libya would be more ripe for our next Operation Freedom or whatever they'll call it. Iran is anything but helpless, and hopefully our "intelligence" agents know this.

Erik: No doubt, Iran has weapons of mass destruction, the Iranian government was working hand-in-glove with al Qaeda, and most of the 9/11 hijackers were Iranian.

Mr. C: From what I understand, Iran has lots of oil but not enough capacity for refining it. Either that, or they just have the foresight to know their oil won't last forever and they want to be ready.

I doubt if Iranians have any intention of tangling with the West, in spite of all their saber rattling. There's something about their culture that they do a lot of bragging about what they're planning to do. It's never "I want to do this," it's always "I'm going to do this." It's hard to explain, but I saw this over and over when I worked there for ten months (in the mid '70s).

January 10, 2012 at 2:23 PM  

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