Who Hijacked Our Country

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Joe Arpaio to Announce Findings on Obama’s Birth Certificate...drumroll...

On March 1st, Americans will finally get The Answer to the most burning issue on everyone’s mind:  Was President Barack Hussein Obama born in the United States?

That date again is March 1st — next Thursday — so check your TV listings.  On that date, Arizona’s favorite inbred, “Sheriff” Joe Arpaio, will be holding a  press conference to let us know whether or not that Kenyan Muslim Communist occupying the White House was actually born here.

Arpaio has had a team of five specialists working on this Earth-shaking issue for the past year.  (YOUR tax dollars at work.)  And in just eight days, we’ll finally know.  Eight whole days!  Isn’t the nail-biting suspense just killing you?!?!?!?

Republicans can’t campaign on Obama’s “failed” economy since things are gradually improving.  (The improvement is too slow, but the trends are upward.)  Poll after poll shows the public disagreeing with the Republican agenda of gutting the safety net and reducing taxes for millionaires.  Republicans have trotted out their favorite Culture War icons — birth control, screaming fetuses, the Homosexual Agenda — and they’ve all gone over like a lead balloon.

What to do?  Eureka!  Let’s dust off the old “He wasn’t even born in this country” “Show us your birth certificate!” soundbites, in one last-ditch frantic effort to get the base all riled up.  (See lead balloon from the previous paragraph.)

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14 Comments:

Blogger Lisa said...

why would anyone think that someone who's family is from Kenya and are Muslim and had communist parents and grandparents and have Frank Marshall Davis as a mentor be influenced by any of them? Rubbish!

February 22, 2012 at 4:51 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

Republicans can’t campaign on Obama’s “failed” economy since things are gradually improving. (The improvement is too slow, but the trends are upward.)

Like?

Obama is out there taking a bow on his "progress". Too bad he can't give any examples.

February 22, 2012 at 5:00 PM  
Blogger Jack Jodell said...

Sheriff Joe is a bigoted horse's ass who was obviously born on Mars himself!

February 22, 2012 at 8:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Has anybody asked if this is a proper way of spending Arizona and/or Maricopa County Tax Dollars?

Erik

February 22, 2012 at 8:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BTW Lisa

Obama's Grandfather is a decorated WW2 Vet

Erik

February 22, 2012 at 8:10 PM  
Anonymous Jolly Roger said...

why would anyone think that someone who's family is from Kenya and are Muslim and had communist parents and grandparents and have Frank Marshall Davis as a mentor be influenced by any of them? Rubbish!

You dumb floozy, only people who have all day to sit in the kitchen and listen to Boortz believe any of that. I sure hope you're better at baking pies and squirting babies than you are at learning, because you are, undoubtedly, too stupid to wipe.

February 23, 2012 at 12:15 AM  
Anonymous S.W. Anderson said...

I wonder if Arpaio recruited Donald Trump's crack team of investigators who, months ago, were just about to reveal some "very significant" findings. I would be interesting, too, to find out who's paying for Arpaio's investigation. I doubt it's the local taxpayers. The Koch's, maybe? Richard Mellon Scaife, maybe?

February 23, 2012 at 1:54 AM  
Blogger Mr. Charleston said...

Another yawner. Will it never end? The Repubicans made sure old front row Joe was on TV last night.

February 23, 2012 at 6:32 AM  
Blogger Randal Graves said...

If an actual Kenyan Muslim communist influenced by Penny Marshall ran for pretzeldent, well, I'd still write-in Snoopy, but I'd feel 5% worse about it.

February 23, 2012 at 6:43 AM  
Blogger Lisa said...

So in other words Obama is perfect?
Imagine that.

Obama's Grandfather is a decorated WW2 Vet,but was he influenced by that or more by Frank Marshall Davis?

I guess his grandfather wasn't a typical White Person then.

February 23, 2012 at 8:27 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Jack: He's as bigoted as they get.

Erik: Arizona's Powers That Be probably don't like being asked awkward questions.

I didn't know that about Obama's grandfather. More power to him.

JR: LOL.

SW: I don't know which would be worse, having this financed by taxpayers or having it paid for by our favorite feudal overlords.

Mr. C: I don't think it'll ever end.

Randal: Penny Marshall or Snoopy, hmmm...that's a tough one.

February 23, 2012 at 1:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lisa - you are one stinking fucking festering hatchet wound of an ignorant cunt.

February 26, 2012 at 1:25 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

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February 27, 2012 at 9:21 AM  
Blogger Lisa said...

Lisa - you are one stinking fucking festering hatchet wound of an ignorant cunt.

Yep I am nothing more than a typical white person sticking my nose up in the air while turning my head from side to side. Oh wait that's someone else I'm thinking of.

February 27, 2012 at 9:21 AM  

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