Who Hijacked Our Country

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

CPAC Attendees Served and Pampered by Union Employees

Among other burning issues, CPAC speakers railed against labor unions and those lowly blue-collar peons who work with their hands.  While the speakers ranted about labor unions — and birth control, socialized medicine, Muslims, you name it — their audiences were waited on by…drum roll…union members.

Can’t help wondering whether any CPAC attendees even noticed the “Hotel and Restaurant Employees Local 25” buttons the wait staff were wearing and, if so, whether any irony was noted.

We’ll never know, but:  Did the employees put Ex-Lax (or worse) in anybody’s drinks?  Did they overlook the “five second rule” for food that was “accidentally” dropped on the kitchen floor?  (See Waiting…)

If you were waiting on Scott Walker, Sarah Palin and their ilk, what would you serve them?

“Sir, would you care for a soupcon of Santorum?  A twist of Romney perhaps?”

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Wait Staff was obviously the High School Kids who followed Newts Suggestion to become Janitors at their own schools. This is their night jobs


February 14, 2012 at 7:56 PM  
Blogger Jerry Critter said...

To the CPAC attendees they were just the "help". To Romney, it was a group of people he could fire!

February 14, 2012 at 8:47 PM  
Anonymous S.W. Anderson said...

I hope the servers got some extra pay for having to work in a hazardous noise area.

February 15, 2012 at 12:15 AM  
Anonymous Jolly Roger said...

There should be extra pay for having to deal with high-toxicity organic waste. A perfect example of why we need union protection.

February 15, 2012 at 3:37 AM  
Blogger Mr. Charleston said...

Hooray to the union for wearing their buttons! Hopefully they pissed in the salad.

February 15, 2012 at 5:54 AM  
Blogger Randal Graves said...

Hope someone baked special brownies.

February 15, 2012 at 6:02 AM  
Blogger Demeur said...

Wonder if the Hookers' union was there?

February 15, 2012 at 9:10 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Erik: Just so they washed their hands between finishing their janitorial shift and starting the night shift at the hotel.

Jerry: LOL. Romney would fire them and Santorum would tell them they're all sinners.

SW: That definitely would rate hazardous duty pay.

JR: No doubt that hotel had tons of high-toxicity organic waste.

Mr. C: I hope so too.

Randal: A bunch of stoned CPAC-ers, LOL.

Demeur: Yes, some congressmen and senators were there.

February 15, 2012 at 1:42 PM  
Blogger Snave said...

If I served any of them a can of Coke with a pubic hair on it, they probably wouldn't care (they didn't during the Clarence Thomas confirmation hearings so they probably wouldn't care now). So it would have to be something worse than that...

I have five cats, and some of what I dig out of the litter box sometimes looks like Almond Roca at first glance.

February 15, 2012 at 5:15 PM  

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