Karl Rove: Obama “a Double Agent for Russia”
Karl Rove’s “independent” group, American Crossroads, has released a new video portraying President Obama is a double agent for Russia, secretly working from within to weaken America’s defenses.
Everyone knew the Far Right would jump all over Obama’s open-mic gaffe, where he was heard telling Dmitry Medvedev that he’d have more flexibility on missile defense after the election. And with Pavlovian predictability, this is what Rove’s new video is based on.
The video is a James Bond spoof, starring Obama as “President Flexible.” Medvedev is “Dr. Transmitkov,” combining villains from James Bond and Austin Powers movies. And Vladimir Putin stars as “Himself.”
A voice says:
“Your mission is simple, Mr Obama: Win one last election to gain unchecked flexibility, weaken our defenses, and fundamentally transform the world.”
The video also shows images of missiles and Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
Obama — and every other Democratic candidate — will have to get used to these slanderous attacks financed by unknown shadowy creatures. These hit pieces will be getting hotter and heavier and thicker and more vicious between now and November. In most cases the public won’t even know who designed these attacks or who is paying for them.
But this works both ways. An unknown opposition researcher has turned up some unflattering information about Karl Rove. For instance, did you know:
Karl Rove likes to hang around public restrooms and lure little boys to his secret hideaway. Once he gets them there, he ties them up and ejaculates all over them while they’re being forced to watch graphic child porn videos. In the next room, kittens and puppies are being tortured, and Rove’s child victims have to listen to all the pitiful wailing and screeching.
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