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Thursday, May 03, 2012

Lt. Governor David Dewhurst — Bleeding Heart Liberal Pussy

Texas Lt. Governor David Dewhurst is trying to pass himself off as some sort of conservative.  I tell you what, Boy — maybe some of them homo blue states would call you a “conservative,” but here in Texas you’s just another minority-coddling liberal.

This boy been disgracing the office of Lt. Governor for going on ten years, and now he wants to represent the Great State of Texas in Washington DC???  Hail No!!!

We’re finally getting rid of that damn RINO Kay Bailey Hutchison (she’s a woman, ‘nuff said) now that her Senate career is wrapping up.  And now that yellow-bellied sidewindin' Dewhurst boy wants to take her place?!?!?

OK, so the boy’s got a few conservative credentials, but nowhere near enough for Texas.  Let’s go over his record:

Self-made multi-millionaire:  Check.

Agrees that fetuses are sacred up ‘til the moment of birth:  Check.

Wants to push them queers back into the closet:  Check.


Promoted a few Nigras and wimmins to leadership positions in the state senate:  Red Flag!!!

That does it.  The boy’s a traitor!  That soft squishy RINO boy is wrong for Texas and he ain’t gonna be representin’ us in that there Washington DC.

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Anonymous Jolly Roger said...

Another apostate. The good, Jesus-loving people of Texas will deal with this Devil soon enough.

May 3, 2012 at 12:22 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

Come on both sides have their wannabes

May 3, 2012 at 2:09 PM  
Anonymous Jess said...

Who was it said voting for a pretend conservative or a real one, the real one will win every time. This is what happens when you try and work with the repugs, they cut you off when you don't work for them anymore. Dick Lugar is being railroaded too, according to some site I went to today with this Jolly Roger guy's name on it. I don't trust that guy at all, he speaks mean words about GoOpers being Nazis ;)

May 3, 2012 at 2:28 PM  
Anonymous Jess said...

Oops, hubby said to let you know you said liberal pussy like it was a bad thing. There are some who do like it liberal, he is one of them. He's a nasty bastard I know, but he is my nasty bastard.

May 3, 2012 at 2:31 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

JR: Let's hear it for the good Jesus-humping people of Texas.

Jess: You're right, it looks like Dick Lugar is getting teabagged into an early retirement.

May 4, 2012 at 12:31 PM  
Anonymous Jolly Roger said...

Nice try, Lisa. Since you don't get out of the kitchen much, and only hear whatever Hannity is saying on any given day, (1.) there is absolutely no evidence, anywhere, that Warren ever even suggested that something like this should be a part of her bio, and (2.) this has damn all to do with the subject at hand, just like all of the other stupid comments you make.

Now..... here is a link for you. Read it carefully (ask someone literate for help with the bigger words,) obey the commands, and then go fix us all some dinner. It's late, we're hungry, and sometimes your absolutely CUTE recitations of the talking points men taught you take up time you should be using serving men!

May 4, 2012 at 5:10 PM  
Blogger S.W. Anderson said...

George W. Bush and Rick Perry-grade jerks don't come along every day, even in Texas. Tom DeLay is the logical follow on, but he's got problems and his dance card might be full for awhile.

May 5, 2012 at 1:44 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

SW: You're right, the Texas teabaggers should be happy that Dewhurst is as far to the right as he is. They can't all be Rick Perry.

May 5, 2012 at 12:53 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

'there is absolutely no evidence, anywhere, that Warren ever even suggested that something like this should be a part of her bio, '

yeah typical politician back pedaling

May 6, 2012 at 7:19 AM  

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